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Posted on 04/11/2014 10:31:37 PM PDT by bigheadfred

This cat of me has owned yus for many years.

She screams to be free, but when you let her out, she screams to come back inside.

Now I like this cat.

But the only two other things she will eat (besides dry catfood) are refried beans and popcorn....

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To: bigheadfred
"no coffee till Brooklyn"

I preferred this one -


61 posted on 04/11/2014 11:37:49 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: bigheadfred

That beast is a pussy.

Deal with it.

You are an employee


62 posted on 04/11/2014 11:40:49 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: tumblindice; Darksheare

A couple of winters ago my daughter wuld come screaming awake in her room about a ROUS. My wife patiently PATIENTLY explained it to the cat.

We called that mouse Stuart. For NINE months.

Until it had babies.


63 posted on 04/11/2014 11:44:54 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Vendome

as an employee i demand an increase


64 posted on 04/11/2014 11:47:26 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Slings and Arrows
that's one mixed up kitty. :-D

65 posted on 04/11/2014 11:47:51 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: bigheadfred

Drats.


66 posted on 04/11/2014 11:50:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: shibumi; onedoug; bigheadfred; Slings and Arrows; Olog-hai; Darksheare

I do not understand how I came to be here.

/cyberexistential crisis


67 posted on 04/11/2014 11:52:50 PM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: bigheadfred
MEOW
68 posted on 04/11/2014 11:55:35 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: bigheadfred

Well, Fred, I am sure you understand that the cat is your master, and you exist only to serve her/him.
I have about six cats, one of which is pregy. This is on top of one dog that just had 5 puppies. So far I have found homes for 4 of them. Very rarely does anyone want a kitten.
The saving grace is that I NEVER see a mouse or rat.
Fortunately, my numerous Gheckos are fast enough to climb a wall, well out of harm’s way.


69 posted on 04/11/2014 11:56:08 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: HiTech RedNeck

BTTT

eff that

YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND


70 posted on 04/11/2014 11:57:16 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: bigheadfred

The cat has your number


71 posted on 04/11/2014 11:59:27 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: Salamander

no worries it is just a rental and i paid for the security


72 posted on 04/12/2014 12:00:47 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Salamander

I feel the need for your presence whenever I make startling revelations about the inner workings of my mind.

I thought the dog/cat story qualified.


73 posted on 04/12/2014 12:01:12 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

I am here and I shall not let anyone lob judgmental rocks at your head.

:)


74 posted on 04/12/2014 12:06:03 AM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: bigheadfred

Oh, good.

I can use it like I stole it, then.

:)


75 posted on 04/12/2014 12:06:43 AM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Salamander

Flying squirrels, ROUS, and hungover possum.
And coffee.


76 posted on 04/12/2014 12:07:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Kitties are always right. The rest of the world is frequently wrong, though.


77 posted on 04/12/2014 12:11:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Salamander

Wherever you go, there you are.


78 posted on 04/12/2014 12:12:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
The cat has your number

apparently her vet has my number too cause he called and said since the cat and her family was covered by obamacare we should all go get checked

79 posted on 04/12/2014 12:14:13 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: bigheadfred

That’s the Vet Administration for ya


80 posted on 04/12/2014 12:15:47 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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