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Stay Thirsty, My Friend
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-13-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/13/2016 7:40:16 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s Sunday, we’re still recovering from yet another week of gob smacking, and as if that weren’t enough, we’ve also been forced to sacrifice a precious hour to the Daylight Savings gods. For no apparently good reason.

daylight savings i hate it

So we’re going to go easy on the politics today. Although I do have a suggestion for the GOPe; if they really don’t want to back Trump, I’ve located the only man in the world who can beat him, and the good news is - he’s going to be available soon!

That’s right,only The Most Interesting Man In The World can beat The Donald at this point. Although they do seem to have some shared experiences: “He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.”

trump-eagle-555 

most interesting man's owl“Not quite my friend; when you pose with birds, they must fear YOU.”

Perhaps The Most Interesting Man In The World is the only person who could possibly Make America Even Greater than The Donald would. And don’t give me any crap about him not being eligible to run for president - he’s a Mexican for goodness sake; that’s better than being a naturalized citizen these days.

And like The Donald, “His presidential run will be a sprint. But he will be running,”

most interesting man

And if none of that convinced you to throw your support to The Most Interesting Man in the World, here are a dozen more reasons:

12. His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw

11.If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

10. He once warned a psychic.

9. He once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.

8. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.

7. If he were to mispronounce your name, you would feel compelled to change it.

6. If opportunity knocks, and he's not home, opportunity waits.

5. His two cents is worth $37 in change.

4. Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.

3. When he has a 50/50 shot, the odds are 80/20 in his favor.

2. He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

1. Presidents take his birthday off.

So forget about the candidates, their polls and their positions for at least today. Get out there and enjoy your day, regardless of the time or weather. We really do only go around once in life.

what time it is

So remember to stay thirsty, my friend.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: boring; daylightsavings; donaldtrump; gope; mostinterestingman; wasteoftime; yawn

1 posted on 03/13/2016 7:40:16 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Great VP choice. Everyone already loves him and he would get the Mexican vote.


2 posted on 03/13/2016 7:46:32 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: NOBO2012
Chicago - Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
3 posted on 03/13/2016 7:48:53 AM PDT by null and void (This is "They live", and most people would rather fight you than put on the glasses...)
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To: Nevadan

Except he’s American, born in NY, and he’s Jewish.


4 posted on 03/13/2016 7:50:53 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

But we don’t have to tell anyone that!


5 posted on 03/13/2016 7:52:56 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Nevadan

Yea, but being a NYer, would disqualify him as Trump’s running mate.


6 posted on 03/13/2016 7:54:01 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

So you can’t have the president & vice president from the same state? First time I have heard that. I understand the whole “balancing the ticket” approach, but that is a strategy.


7 posted on 03/13/2016 8:00:52 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: NOBO2012

Best post I’ve seen for awhile. Funny.


8 posted on 03/13/2016 8:03:04 AM PDT by Jim 0216
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To: NOBO2012

I hate daylight savings time!!! Why don’t we “extend summer” by running the calendar up a month???


9 posted on 03/13/2016 8:04:37 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (The "end of history" will be worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
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To: Nevadan

article II:

“The electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for two persons, of whom one at least shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves.”

Of course P & VP were voted on independently back then. It’s - complicated. But to simplify things, most VPs have been from other states, or registered in other states.

We don’t any more complications this cycle than we already have.


10 posted on 03/13/2016 8:11:24 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

Thanks for the info. I learned something.
BTW, you do know that I was speaking in jest about this guy, right?


11 posted on 03/13/2016 9:06:03 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: Nevadan

You were?

;-/


12 posted on 03/13/2016 11:00:31 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

False!


13 posted on 03/13/2016 11:11:48 AM PDT by monocle
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