Skip to comments.Transgender woman sues government to force installation of urinals in womens bathrooms (Satire)
Posted on 04/20/2016 10:46:37 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Citing "genitalia discrimination," a transgender woman is suing the government to write regulation requiring the installation of urinals in women's bathrooms.
"I want to have the right to use the bathroom for the gender I identify with," said the woman who asked to go by the name Venus.
"It's really very simple. I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn't have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can't be a safe space for me because I have to sit down when I could just whip it out and then be on my way."
Addressing concerns that it might make other women uncomfortable Venus continued, "Do handicapped parking spaces make them feel uncomfortable too? Sure, we all want the closer spot, but they have special circumstances that call on us to make their lives easier. I'm just saying some transgender women should have the same consideration. It wouldn't be that hard, just take out the tampon dispenser and put one there"
When asked why she couldn't just urinate while standing in one of the stalls Venus replied, "That's the type of transphobic bull***t I've been fighting against my entire life. If you got it, flaunt it. Don't put it in a cage, and don't make it wait in line at the club with all the other ladies waiting to use a stall. I just want to get in and out, because time is money and my drinks don't buy themselves. Drunk, imperceptive men do."
Attorneys for Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) has taken on Venus's case pro bono. A source from the government speaking under condition of anonymity said the government would be willing to make the accommodation if there could be accompanying regulation that required one stall in the mens room to be for sitting only.
Bathrooms need to be labeled by hardware. Forget the 57 genders.
Fine. I’m going to sue to have couches installed in the Men’s rooms.
Take this “woman” around back and beat the shi...er...Obamastuff out of it.
Bet it will not do this again.
along with tampon machines?
Some perv will sue to have the doors removed from the stalls...You’re not entitled to your privacy.
Its getting harder and harder to tell what is satire.
[[I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn’t have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can’t be a safe space for me]]
Yes- 99% of America should feel unsafe instead of you- ACTUAL women and Little girls should not have to go through life feeling unsafe because MEN are using their bathroom at the same time!
Right next to the condom dispenser.
What are you looking at?!
I fear one day this story wont be...
Just think of the interesting Yoga positions the women...real ones...might strike.
The freaks now run the circus. And the band played on......
Soon there while just be one set of restorooms, Sign on the door will say “Theirs”
LMAO!! What is up with that? My first job out of college I was walking down the hallway when a woman came out of the women’s room. As the door opened, I saw a couch. Have wondered about that ever since.
A friend of mine told me about this quip.
"Only a bigot would complain about the sight of another woman's penis. "
This is where we are heading.
Coming soon to be a public beach bathhouse near you.
Does he have a urinal at home, or does he just use the toilet like the vast majority of men do in their own homes?
Why insist that the world make special accommodations just for him?
Until he has the operation, he is still a he. Even after he has an operation, he will still have a Y chromosome, thus still being a man.
What a weird world has the liberal elite created?
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