Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Administration Promises Saudis it Will “Fix” 9/11 Victims Law [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Oct 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/25/2016 10:40:23 AM PDT by John Semmens

Still smarting from a Congressional override of his veto of the Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act, a law that allows victims of the 9/11 jihadi attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon the right to sue foreign governments that aided the terrorists, President Obama has ordered Secretary of State John Kerry to work out a scheme with the government of Saudi Arabia to nullify the law.

In a meeting held this week, Kerry assured Saudi Foreign Minister Adel al-Jubeir that “we will figure out how we can adjust the law in a way that is mutually satisfactory to both our governments.”

Al-Jubeir warned that “numerous countries are looking at reciprocal measures to retaliate against this affront to Islam. If the Americans think that the alleged puny assistance my country may or may not have provided to the 9/11 attackers warrants this disproportionate response just let me remind them that there is much much more we could’ve done or might do in the future to make their lives miserable.”

The implied threat that Saudi Arabia might join the ranks of those Islamic nations openly financing terrorists moved Kerry to contend that “a compromise is essential if we are to avert a blood bath we are not prepared to rebuff. The wiser course is to accept the lesser evil of the ‘pin-prick’ attacks that we have seen since 9/11 than to provoke the enmity of our long-time Saudi allies.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/10/22/dnc-chair-assails-videos-of-democrat-election-fraud/https://azconservative.org/2016/10/22/dnc-chair-assails-videos-of-democrat-election-fraud/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: 911; muslims; obama; satire

1 posted on 10/25/2016 10:40:23 AM PDT by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

There’s nothing he can do to “fix it” .. that the next President cannot UN-FIX.


2 posted on 10/25/2016 10:45:02 AM PDT by CyberAnt (Peace through Strength)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
I have recently become a 9/11 truther. I challenge anyone to explain the collapse of WTC 7 around 5PM on 9/11 as not a well executed building demolition. No way that building collapsed perfectly on its own.

After I realized that, I reviewed the footage of the twin towers carefully. I noticed as the second plane hit, symmetrical plumes of smoke shot out of the first tower simultaneously as they do in controlled demolitions. All of the thermite in the rubble is the only explanation for the melting steel

That said, it brings a lot of intrigue to this story.

3 posted on 10/25/2016 10:49:15 AM PDT by gr8eman (Don't waste your energy trying to understand commies. Use it to defeat them!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Nuke Mecca now! Deport all koranimals and close all mosques. Islam delenda est! Sink the invader’s boats and machine gun the survivors. Bulldoze Al Aqsa and rebuild the Temple of Solomon.


4 posted on 10/25/2016 1:15:21 PM PDT by Zippo44 (Liberal is just another word for poltroon.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Zippo44

Sounds to me like the Saudi admitted it, and his threat to do so again, and in an open manner, is good cause to cut all ties with the caliphate. Maybe lend a couple planes w/ armaments to the Isrealis....


5 posted on 10/25/2016 3:31:32 PM PDT by Tracker47
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

It must be getting very difficult to write “semi-news” in a year like this.


6 posted on 10/25/2016 6:32:04 PM PDT by kallisti (Both soliloquized alternately and imagined they were conversing)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson