More Comey Malpractice Unveiled [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Sep 2017 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

On top of last week's revelation that former FBI Director James Comey drafted an exoneration memo for Hillary Clinton before more than a dozen witnesses had been interviewed, this week it was disclosed that the famous "30,000 missing emails" were in the possession of the National Security Agency (NSA). And, it turns out, Comey declined to accept the NSA's offer to provide him with copies.

In defense of this refusal to receive evidence, Comey pointed out that "the decision not to prosecute Secretary Clinton was unanimous. As such, there was no reason to probe these emails. At best, we would have found that she was telling the truth that none of these emails dealt with government business. At worst, we would have found that she lied. This would have cast a serious pall of doubt over the reputations of those of us, including Attorney General Lynch and President Obama, who had already agreed that there would be no prosecution."

"I was the 'good soldier' following the orders of my superiors," Comey explained. "It is the Attorney General who determines which cases are worthy of prosecution. She, of course, must answer to the President. If he decides there is to be no prosecution then both she and I, as his subordinates, must obey. That I stepped up and took the heat for announcing there would be no prosecution was a heroic act of a loyal subordinate. I deserve praise, not persecution, as will become obvious when my book is published."

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[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,,, I flabbergasted ,, wiped clean ,, like with a cloth .

[dynachrome]

the ‘good soldier’ following the orders of my superiors,”

The sgt. Schultz defense!