Posted on 09/18/2017 10:42:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
Now that the influx of Muslim refugees into the country has catapulted Sweden to the top of the international heap when it comes to the crime of rape, government officials have determined it is time to take action. That action is the publication of a "sex guidebook" intended to convey a message to immigrants from Muslim countries that rape is wrong.
Youth and Civil Affairs Authority Director General Lena Nyberg explained that "the issue seems to be one of culture shock for young Muslim males entering Swedish society. These refugees were raised in a culture that explicitly designates females as sex objects for Muslim men. Naturally, these young men have a hard time adjusting to the western concept of equal rights for women."
"Even worse, their religious doctrine declares that women who show their faces in public are whores," Nyberg continued. "Consequently, Swedish women who go out in public with their faces showing are considered legitimate targets for punitive rape, assault, and murder by devout Muslims. Hopefully, our guide book will clarify the situation and deter Muslim men from committing these crimes."
In Rinkeby, a suburb of Stockholm, local Imam Iwan Akillya denounced the guidebook, calling it "a violation of our religious rights and duties. Unbelievers trying to force their degraded western values on the people of Islam is unacceptable. True believers must follow the Quran, not the satanic blather of Swedish bureaucrats. It is Allah's command that the faithful have a duty to slay the unbelievers, though it does permit using them as temporary sex slaves before killing or converting them."
Nyberg said "the Imam's statement is unfortunate. We hope it doesn't reflect the real feelings among the young immigrants we are trying to reach. Our assumption is that those coming to our country as refugees are interested in fitting in with a new culture. Otherwise, why would they have chosen to leave the country of their birth?"
Akillya pointed out "the key flaw in the government's reasoning is that Sweden is their country. All the world is for Allah. The sooner the unbelievers recognize this and convert to Islam, the sooner they can begin to enjoy membership in the only legitimate religion and know the peace of being one with the umma."
In related news, Germany's threat to support a European Union penalty of $75 million on Poland for its refusal to take in more Muslim refugees brought a stinging reply from Poland's foreign minister Witold Waszczykowski. "We have seen the crime and social disruption that the importation of these so-called refugees has done to other European nations," he said. "Germany, of all countries, should be keenly aware of the havoc that unwanted invaders can do to a country. By our estimation, the uninvited German visitors of 1939 ended up causing close to a trillion dollars worth of damage to Poland. Before Germany goes on a campaign to intimidate us to accept more invaders perhaps they should consider paying for the damage their country inflicted on all the places their troops went without being asked during World War II."
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Wow.
Did Germany really support fining Poland for not taking in Muslim invaders?
If a related note, Mr Mackey has left South Park for a new important government job in Sweden.
The pro rape KORAN GUIDEBOOK overrules the flimsy Rape Guidebook.
Yeah, they’re handing out a book for the mostly-illiterate rapefugees to read when they’re taking a break from responding to sexual emergencies.
Yeah, jailing the raped women who complain because hate speech.
Uncivilized people should not be allowed to immigrate .
Yes, that is real.
A Polish politician responded by suggesting billing Germany a Trillion dollars for WWII.
Great one John - no need for the satire tag.
I am trying to figure out which part of this is satire.
BTW, are those Swedish men still sitting down to urinate? Last I heard they were planning to put surveillance cameras in the toilets to spot transgressors. Did they ever do it? How does it work? Does a siren go off? Do they have Big Brother types watching through the cameras? Does a swat team rush in? What's the penalty for standing up to urinate? Is there any mitigation for men who have and excuse--like a bottom too sore to sit down (you know, sunburn, a boil, that sort of thing) or those at the end of the bell curve that might dangle into the water?
yes
I believe Sweden has a “no tolerance” policy toward standing urination. Pressure sensors in the seat are linked to splash detectors in the water of the bowl. If there is splashing but no seat pressure a SQUAT Team is dispatched to apprehend the offender.
That takes some kind of nerve on Germany’s part.
Well, Germans have historically been nervy. They were the main instigators of two world wars and assisted Lenin in overthrowing a democratic post-tsar government in order to install communism.
What happens to him once apprehended???
He’s sent to a penile colony.
LOL!
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