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Merkel Praises “Squad” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 July 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/22/2019 12:18:13 PM PDT by John Semmens

German Chancellor Angela Merkel criticized President Trump’s recent tweets about the four female congresswomen known as the “Squad,” calling his perspective “short-sighted.”

“What President Trump is trying to do is a futile attempt to prevent the future from happening,” Merkel said. “Anyone who has a brain has to be aware of the fact that Islam is the wave of the future. In accord with this reality, I’ve overseen the immigration of nearly two million Muslims into Germany since I’ve been chancellor. These fierce and fertile people will restore Germany to its rightful place on the continent and in the world.”

“Trump’s complaint that the women he criticized are anti-Semitic, socialistic, and anti-American assumes that these are negative attributes,” Merkel continued. “However, these were the same attributes that Germany had in the 1940s when our outnumbered forces almost conquered the world. Instead of resisting the future, the American President should be joining forces with the eventual victors in a global Muslim caliphate.”

Meanwhile, across the border in Denmark, Muslim refugees are threatening to leave the country if the government doesn’t restore their welfare benefits to the previous levels. Citing budgetary constraints, the government has slashed welfare for free housing and food by 50%. Merkel has offered to “take any Muslims who wish to leave Denmark. All we ask is that they bear the children that our native Germans refuse to bear,” and cited “the very successful policies of the 1930s that helped boost birth rates across Germany” to bolster her case.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/07/20/kerry-hails-irans-seizures-in-gulf/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aoc; demographics; fertility; germany; immigrants; muslims; satire

1 posted on 07/22/2019 12:18:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The squad is really beginning to look a lot like astroturf to me. Theres nothing organic about their election to office and for sure everyone who is invested in the UK stay campaign is offering us all sorts of unsolicited advice about these freshman representatives.


2 posted on 07/22/2019 12:29:39 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (God will not be mocked, and yes, that is a warning. Fail to heed it at your peril, proggies!)
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To: BlackAdderess

And unless Merkel has had a stroke I’d say this is 99% bs.


3 posted on 07/22/2019 12:36:31 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (God will not be mocked, and yes, that is a warning. Fail to heed it at your peril, proggies!)
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To: John Semmens

Was Merkel diddling a naked black muslim child while she said this?


4 posted on 07/22/2019 2:15:37 PM PDT by Boomer
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