More Vaccine Problems Discovered [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 August 2021 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

In Japan, 1.6 million doses of Moderna's coronavirus vaccine have been withdrawn from use because they are contaminated by foreign matter. "It's a substance that reacts to magnets," a ministry official said. "It could be metal." A Moderna spokesperson confirmed receiving several complaints of particulate matter in vaccine vials distributed in Japan, but denied there were any safety or efficacy issues to be worried about. "Hundreds of millions of people have received this vaccine. A much smaller number have been magnetized, killed or otherwise harmed by it."

In the United Kingdom, the Francis Crick Institute conducted a test for antibodies in the blood of 250 healthy adults who have received either one or two doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine and found that "recipients of the Pfizer vaccine, those who have had two doses, have about five- to six-fold lower amounts of neutralizing antibodies. It looks like the more of this vaccine that is injected, the weaker the immune system becomes."

In contradiction of this finding, David Bauer, head of the Bauer Lab in the Francis Crick Institute, recommended that "those injected with the Pfizer vaccine should get booster shots because these shots the only anti-COVID strategy that is currently approved."

Dr. Peter McCullough characterized this recommendation as "180 degrees off course. A key principle of medicine 'is first, do no harm.' After eight months of experience with these experimental vaccines, the evidence indicates that we seem to have taken a wrong turn and need to take a different, more scientific approach to dealing with this virus."

Meanwhile, the FDA gave formal approval to Pfizer's as yet unavailable "comirnaty" anti-COVID vaccine. President Biden used this event to declare that "the moment you've been waiting for is here. It's time for you to go get your vaccination. And get it today. Today." But the vaccine they can get today is not comirnaty. It is the same "emergency use only" vaccine that has been pumped into tens of millions of arms starting in December of 2020. Biden is probably too cognitively impaired to understand the difference. That makes him the perfect spokesman for the next stage of deception of the pandemic.

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis) criticized the FDA's hasty approval "of a not yet existent vaccine. I have received a growing number of letters from doctors and nurses detailing the vaccine injuries they are witnessing and treating. I see no need to rush the FDA approval process for any of the three Covid-19 vaccines. During the clinical trials, both Moderna and Pfizer deliberately disbanded the control group. They claimed it would be unethical to withhold the vaccine from any of the test subjects. Yet, critics of doctors using hydroxchloroquine to treat people with COVID cited the lack of a control group as the reason to reject the largely positive results. Such hypocrisy does not impart credibility to claims that their vaccines are safe or effective."

Rochelle Walensky, Director Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, rebuffed Sen. Johnson's concerns, calling them "irresponsible scaremongering. For him to concoct ill-founded objections to the vaccines right when we are on the cusp of achieving a mandate for universal, involuntary administration of these life-saving vaccines is destructive and foolhardy."

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[Dac59]

I was vaccinated with Moderna, now small paper clips will stick to me at the injection site. I have showed a lot of people. When the CDC say there are no magnetic properties, they are not telling you the truth. See whats happening in Japan.

[Little Ray]

"recipients of the Pfizer vaccine, those who have had two doses, have about five- to six-fold lower amounts of neutralizing antibodies. It looks like the more of this vaccine that is injected, the weaker the immune system becomes."

So, I am curious. Does this mean anti-COVID-19 antibodies or antibodies overall?
'Cuz if it is the latter, the world is about to become much less crowded, at least here in the West.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Keep broadcasting your message, because idiots on this site mock it like it’s funny. Shout it from the rooftops, because the elites have done this to you for some nefarious end that we can only imagine right now. (And look for ways to cleanse your body before they implement their plan)

[John Semmens]

I believe it was total antibodies.

Perhaps it isn’t as dire as you fear. Antibody levels might rise in the vaccinated if the injections of Pfizer stop.

[Jan_Sobieski]

So, I am curious. Does this mean anti-COVID-19 antibodies or antibodies overall? Cuz if it is the latter, the world is about to become much less crowded, at least here in the West.

Young people can regenerate neutralizing antibodies. Older folks not so much. This bio weapon takes out the front line of defense against cancers and other pathogens. Eldercide will be masked in, “she was just old. Old people have these problems”. Eldercide and Open borders are the nuclear option to save failed welfare state (the entire wester world including Israel)

[Little Ray]

I am glad to hear that the young will recover from the jab.

So they’re going to save welfare, social security, pension funds, etc., by getting rid of their recipients. Brilliant. Just what you would expect from psychopaths.

[Little Ray]

Jan Sobieski said that the Young can regenerate them, old farts not so much.
Being old, I am kinda determined not to take the jab.

[Stentor]

I was vaccinated with Moderna, now small paper clips will stick to me at the injection site.

That sucks. I had a good joke, but that sucks too much. I wonder if EDTA would help.