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Terry McAuliffe Baffled That Telling Parents The State Owns Their Children Wasn't A Winning Strategy
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/02/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/03/2021 5:00:21 AM PDT by DFG

VIRGINIA—Terry McAuliffe said he's completely confused that telling parents the state owns their children, that parents have no say over what their kids learn in school, and that repulsively disgusting pornographic books are good for kids didn't prove to be electorally popular.

"It's so weird," a crestfallen McAuliffe told reporters. "We pulled out all the stops: we told parents that we own their children's minds, that they're wards of the state, and that their children should read horrific LGBTQ+ pornography in their school libraries, and it just didn't seem to connect with the people for some reason."

McAuliffe also performed a somber rendition of the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus classic song "We're Coming for Your Children" at his defeat party. "I know we've suffered a loss here, but rest assured," he said. "We are coming for your children sooner or later. This idea's time will come sooner or later. Hopefully sooner."

At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to learn no lessons from this defeat and lean harder into their demands to steal your children for you.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; crt; governor; mcauliffe; satire; virginia

1 posted on 11/03/2021 5:00:21 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
When you least expect it

You're unelected

You're the fail today

Smile! You're on Cancel Camera!

2 posted on 11/03/2021 5:02:27 AM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: DFG

Gotta love the Bee!


3 posted on 11/03/2021 5:04:14 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fauci is a despicable little turd)
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To: DFG

McAuliff can’t give a concession speech without tying a ten ton weight around the neck of the DNC. He’s painted himself into a corner the size of a postage stamp.


4 posted on 11/03/2021 5:07:41 AM PDT by blackdog (Jab Dodger. )
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To: DFG

Video: McAuliffe: Everybody clapped when I said “parents shouldn’t be in charge of their kids’ education”
https://rumble.com/voigpd-mcauliffe-everybody-clapped-when-i-said-parents-shouldnt-be-in-charge-of-th.html


5 posted on 11/03/2021 5:29:05 AM PDT by janetjanet998
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To: DFG

Drunk campaigning will do that.........


6 posted on 11/03/2021 5:31:17 AM PDT by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: DFG

Since when did the Bee jump the shark from satire?


7 posted on 11/03/2021 5:35:01 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: DFG

Sometimes, the Babylon Bee isn’t parody at all!


8 posted on 11/03/2021 5:35:06 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: DFG

Biden is crapping his pants. Oh wait, that’s not news.


9 posted on 11/03/2021 5:35:24 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: DFG
At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to learn no lessons from this defeat and lean harder into their demands to steal your children for you.

I hope that the Democrats stay with their demands to indoctrinate children. It may be a winning strategy for the Republicans.

People with common sense already know that obsessing on genitalia instead of reading, writing, and arithmetic will result in a decline in collective IQ and failure to produce useful citizens.

The Democrats are happy with that because they just want a dependent, subservient class of Democrat voters.

10 posted on 11/03/2021 5:47:50 AM PDT by olezip
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To: DFG
and that their children should read horrific LGBTQ+ pornography in their school libraries

I'm not fooled, Bee. A real Democrat says "enlightening LGBTQ literature" when heshe pushes horrific pornography

11 posted on 11/03/2021 6:19:27 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
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To: olezip
I hope that the Democrats stay with their demands to indoctrinate children. It may be a winning strategy for the Republicans.

That was a historically bad campaign blunder by McAuliffe and supported by the Brandon administration. I didn't think it was possible for this country to correct or at least stall the lurch to the left, but pissing off parents appears to be a losing strategy.

Give McAuliffe credit, though. He was willing to say and stick to an agenda the DEMs fully support. The more that Americans realize this, the better it will be for the GOP in the midterms. Go Brandon!

12 posted on 11/03/2021 6:39:08 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021.)
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To: DFG

Poor Terry McAuliffe! He expected Fairfax County to come through for him. but they were too slow. They tried but were too incompetent. By the way, one of my fifth/sixth great grandfathers bought a farm from the original Fairfax in what was then part of Virginia.


13 posted on 11/03/2021 6:41:03 AM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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To: blackdog

McAwful’s concession speech:

“We are perverts and we are coming for your children. We will never surrender!”


14 posted on 11/03/2021 6:43:03 AM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: Hiddigeigei

The echo chamber overlords of the DNC will demand several bodies go cold over this, Terry’s being just one of them. Six go six by Christmas. Democrats find no joy in life and expect to punish the useless and failures to their cause.


15 posted on 11/03/2021 6:51:20 AM PDT by blackdog (Jab Dodger. )
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To: DFG

Looks like the lazy, stupid parent constituency wasn’t as large as he thought. Given Biden’s “victory” last year, it was an easy mistake to make.


16 posted on 11/03/2021 6:56:39 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: CatOwner
Give McAuliffe credit, though. He was willing to say and stick to an agenda the DEMs fully support.

The Democrats are getting more bold about announcing their progressive socialist agenda. Then they cheat to win.

The communists then claim that the people voted for those polices because they won the election!

I remain very concerned about lack of election integrity.

17 posted on 11/03/2021 9:02:25 AM PDT by olezip
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