Posted on 03/29/2022 2:05:14 PM PDT by Mount Athos
In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn't speak for the President of the United States.
"The President has clearly said, and we agree, that Joe Biden does not speak for this administration," said Psaki to the confused reporters. "Nothing said by Biden should be misconstrued to reflect the official foreign policy of the President. This administration has been clear from the beginning, that we have always been clear about what we have been clear about, clearly."
"But Jen!" said a feisty Peter Doocy, "Don't you think these inconsistent statements could cause World War III and unleash CRT on our kids all at once? Why did Biden have to walk back his statements?"
"We would like to walk back the statement that we have ever walked back any statements," said a frustrated Psaki. "But if you find any statements that we have walked back let me know and we'll circle back later to walk back our walk-back."
Sources say Biden is now in his basement on tranquilizers until the administration can clarify what statements need to be walked back.
Funny.
lol...one of their best yet
Stung by the Bee again.
How does Babylon Bee keep doing this, so close to the true that it is scary....
Can you imagine the laughter in the room when they shared this line, it sounds like Kamala:
“This administration has been clear from the beginning, that we have always been clear about what we have been clear about, clearly.”
and
“We would like to walk back the statement that we have ever walked back any statements,” said a frustrated Psaki. “But if you find any statements that we have walked back let me know and we’ll circle back later to walk back our walk-back.”
Gull Dang It!
You dam near got me!
LOL!
That’s hilarious.
Perfect, again.
Halfway through before realized it was satire.
Sa-weeet!
Well, we all know that Biden is a pretender to the presidency, and he’s really a brain-lacking straw man.
Biden is not the president, but he plays on in the national stage, but he does very poorly even as a farcical president.
OK, now I’m getting confused. If the Biden impersonator said it, did the President say it?
No he does not. He speaks for the hair sniffing pedophiles.
If Biden didn’t walk back what was walked back, was it ever walked back? Or did it even happen in the first place? Have I been a victim of mass hysteria? I could have sworn that I had seen and heard what I had seen and heard...maybe I’M a victim of dementia, and my friends and family don’t have the guts to tell me!
“How does Babylon Bee keep doing this...”
Very creative minds. I believe it is a gift.
BidenIdiot, the epitome of what a living, breathing, and walking string puppet.......
“How does Babylon Bee keep doing this, so close to the true that it is scary....”
life imitates art.
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