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Gov Says "No Point in Citizens Carrying Guns" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 September 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/05/2022 9:17:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) instituted a raft of new gun control regulations including designating Times Square in New York City as a giant gun-free zone. National Rifle Association (NRA) spokeswoman Dana Loesch correctly pointed out that "criminals who depend on guns to commit robberies, rapes, and murders aren't going to obey these restrictions. That's why most mass shootings occur in gun-free zones. A policy that would yield better results is lessening the barriers to citizens arming themselves."

Hochul rejected "the erroneous notion that good guys with guns can stop a bad guy with a gun. If heavily armed and well-trained police forces can't stop these massacres how can a lone civilian carrying a concealed handgun possibly succeed? It's insane to think that they could. Good Samaritan stories are just rare freak occurrences. They are not a foundation for building a safer society. Only complete gun confiscation can do that."

Loesch called Hochul's reasoning "fatally flawed. There's a famous aphorism that says 'when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.' Police can't be everywhere and even if they are on the scene of a mass shooting, as they were in Uvaldi, their protocols can prevent them from taking effective action."

"An armed citizen can defend himself and others," Loesch argued. "A concealed carrier stopped a mass shooter in Indiana's Greenwood Park Mall on July 17. On August 9, a man threatened to shoot into a crowd in West Palm Beach, Florida, but an armed citizen shot him before he could kill anyone. Instead of posting signs alerting criminals to the fact that their intended victims are unarmed, Gov. Hochul should opt for 'constitutional carry' and then post signs saying 'one out of every three citizens in our state is authorized to carry concealed firearms.' Such a policy would do a lot more to reduce gun violence."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; banglist; constitutionalcarry; democrats; gunfreezones; hochul; massmurderers; nra; satire; secondamendment

1 posted on 09/05/2022 9:17:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The truth is we’ve never needed them more.


2 posted on 09/05/2022 9:43:00 AM PDT by Spok (Winston, how many fingers am I holding up?)
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To: John Semmens
...designating Times Square in New York City as a giant gun-free zone.

Somebody in NYC please let me know how that works out.

3 posted on 09/05/2022 9:50:30 AM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: John Semmens

I looked and found no satire.....


4 posted on 09/05/2022 10:37:28 AM PDT by G Larry (Biden: Ignorant and Dishonest Before he was Senile.)
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To: John Semmens

This proves democrats should be banned from holding any office. Period. Full stop.


5 posted on 09/05/2022 12:03:49 PM PDT by Boomer ( George Orwell: “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” )
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To: John Semmens

Yeah. Only street hoods should be able to carry - disarm cops because they randomly shoot people and the military is too woke.


6 posted on 09/05/2022 12:54:25 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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