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After Dealing With Martha's Vineyard HOA, Migrants Decide To Go Back And Take Their Chances With The Cartels
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/16/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/16/2022 9:38:36 AM PDT by DFG

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — After two days of dealing with the insufferable busybodies at the Martha's Vinyard Home Owners Association, illegal immigrants have decided to go back home and take their chances with the cartels.

"Man, the cartels are bad where I come from, but this is a whole other level," said immigrant Juan Ramirez as he climbed back on the unmarked charter bus. "How do you people live like this? You have to pay $1000 per month for a team of white ladies named 'Karen' to come to inspect your hedges and whine when you don't do them right? This is hell on earth!"

The rest of the group reportedly agreed, and immediately boarded a taxpayer-funded charter bus for Guadalajara.

"I feel betrayed by Governor Ron DeSantis," said another unfortunate migrant, speaking through a translator. "He told me there would be jobs and housing up here, but instead I found a den swarming with uppity white liberals and wealthy career criminals. This is so inhumane."

At publishing time, the migrant retreat was stopped as Michelle Obama had flagged down the buses and escorted them to the newly built cages on her property.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ba; babylonbee; hoa; humor; marthasvinyard; migrants; satire; vinyard
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1 posted on 09/16/2022 9:38:36 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
LOL...


2 posted on 09/16/2022 9:40:20 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

The Bee is having way to much fun with this.


3 posted on 09/16/2022 9:41:18 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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MV: the migrants didn’t have the option of staying, but we really didn’t deport them from MV!


4 posted on 09/16/2022 9:41:59 AM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
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To: Chode

You have to be kidding. That is a real poster?


5 posted on 09/16/2022 9:43:46 AM PDT by fwdude (Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
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To: FlipWilson
The Bee is having way to much fun with this.

They've been in a target-rich environment lately.

They almost don't earn their money, because the stories merge into reality.

6 posted on 09/16/2022 9:44:57 AM PDT by fwdude (Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
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To: DFG

ROTFLMAO


7 posted on 09/16/2022 9:45:40 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DFG

“Sheriff, there’s an Hispanic in front of my mansion. And he’s not holding a Leaf Blower!”


8 posted on 09/16/2022 9:46:23 AM PDT by MattMusson (Sometimes the wind bweek.lows too much)
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“Hi, guys! Welcome to Martha’s Vineyard! We’re the progressives, the smart ones. We believe everything should be free, so here’s your free ride out of here.”


9 posted on 09/16/2022 9:47:17 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

LOL.. these days I have to check and see if is the Bee.


10 posted on 09/16/2022 9:50:13 AM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: fwdude

yup, bet they’re all down now...


11 posted on 09/16/2022 9:56:05 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee and I had the same idea!


12 posted on 09/16/2022 9:57:17 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: fwdude

That is a real poster. The faux-leftys in my SoCal neighborhood have those too. Just without the Martha Vinyard marking


13 posted on 09/16/2022 9:59:10 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: Chode

Priceless!!


14 posted on 09/16/2022 10:00:06 AM PDT by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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To: Chode

We stand with immigrants, except NIMBY


15 posted on 09/16/2022 10:00:42 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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To: Chode

How embarrassing for them. Should have taken pictures to remind them.


16 posted on 09/16/2022 10:02:40 AM PDT by fwdude (Racism is not dead, but it is on life support - kept alive by politicians….” — Thomas Sowell)
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I bet a few are wishing...


17 posted on 09/16/2022 10:06:30 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DFG

Too funny...


18 posted on 09/16/2022 10:15:05 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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They funny thing is that having the illegals do their yardwork and painting is the usual way to keep the HOA off the MV residents back. Just so long as they are off the island by nightfall.


19 posted on 09/16/2022 10:52:37 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The government sees you as either livestock or pet. If things get bad they will eat their pets too.)
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...apparently so.....it was showcased on last night’s Tucker Carlson show.....we just LUUUUVVVVV immigrants - until those smelly, illiterate, unwashed scum walk our streets and clog our sidewalks.... just wait until they start crapping on the sidewalks and on peoples’ front lawns.....


20 posted on 09/16/2022 10:57:11 AM PDT by TokarevM57
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