CDC & FDA Reject Idea that Covid Vaccines Are Unsafe [semi-satire]

In a letter to Dr. Rochelle Walensky of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and Dr. Robert Califf of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Florida's Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo presented evidence from the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) showing that the covid vaccines appear to have led to a 1700% surge in harm following a 400% increase in the number of vaccinations. "We have never seen this type of response following previous mass vaccination efforts pushed by the federal government," Ladapo wrote. "These findings are unlikely to be related to changes in reporting given their magnitude. They more likely reflect a pattern of increased risk from mRNA COVID-19 vaccines. We need unbiased research to better understand these vaccines' short- and long-term effects."

In their response to Dr. Ladapo, Walensky and Califf insisted that "reports of life-threatening conditions reported from Florida and elsewhere are misleading. We stand by our recommendation that all people aged 6 months and older receive a primary series of the COVID-19 vaccine and boosters at a frequency no less than annually." They went on to chastise Ladapo for Florida's "severe under vaccinated status with only 29% of seniors being up-to-date compared to the national average of 41%."

Meanwhile in Germany, Federal Minister of Health, Karl Lauterbach, also issued a warning regarding the harm caused by covid vaccines, pointing out that "the evidence indicates that these shots induced injuries that were severe, life-altering, and permanent. Since the manufacturers of these vaccines have been granted full immunity for the damage they have done, those injured by their products have no legal recourse. Perhaps the companies that made billions selling their products to the government will take pity on their victims and help pay for some of the medical bills of their victims."

In related news, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-Mich) admitted "some of the pandemic restrictions we imposed didn't make a lot of sense. In hindsight, forbidding people to buy garden supplies for growing their own fruits and vegetables seems silly. But at the time we thought growing your own food was not necessary to sustain or protect life when food could still be bought at a big box store. Still, given the choice between letting people decide for themselves and having us decide for everyone. I think we ensured an equality and unity that could not have been achieved if too much individual freedom had been allowed."

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Government (including unconstitutional CDC & FDA) is basically made to kill people. That’s one thing they do very well. Why was the U.S. federal government created in the 1780’s? To kill people. Only the people it was created to kill were those of any foreign country that would invade America. The Feds were created to protect the people of America.

But the government is like a wolf on a chain guarding the hen house. The chain is to keep the wolf from turning on the hens in the hen house. In this case, the chain is the Constitution limiting the power of the feds. The feds have broken their chain. We’re the hens. We’re in trouble.

Here’s a little ditty about all of this…

It’s a song called, WUHAN VACCINE AGAIN (sung to the tune of “Werewolves of London”). Read it through and see what you think. After that, if you want, join me in having fun singing along using the karaoke link below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvN56FD6-vg

Common, everybody sing along…

I saw Klaus Schwab with a Chinese menu in his hand
Comin’ from the WEF in the rain
He was lookin’ for the place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…

You might hear ‘em howlin’ around your kitchen door.
Better not let ‘em in.
Healthy young people droppin’ like flies
Wuhan Vaccine again

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…
huh!

**** Lead Break ****

It’s the heavy-handed scare
Falsely named Government Healthcare
But it’s actually the Death Protocol nightmare
You better stay away from them
They’ll clog your arteries Jim
I’d like to meet their financier

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…

Wha, I saw the CDC walkin’ with the Queen
Doing the Wuhan Vaccine
I saw Dr. Fauci walkin’ with the Queen
Doing the Wuhan Vaccine

I saw ‘em drinkin’ pina coladas at Trader Vics
Their gig was perfect
Yep!

Aah-hoooooooooo
Wuhan Vaccine
Droppin’ like flies
Aah-hoooooooooo
Wuhan Vaccine

NEVER FORGET what these government werewolves broken free from their constitutional limitations did to them and are trying to do to you.

Candor7 :" The mRNA inoculations are unsafe and experimental.They are not vaccines because they create antibodies .
They signal the human genetic system to make spike protein.
The mRNA inoculations are unsafe and experimental.
They are not vaccines because they create antibodies .
They signal the human genetic system to make spike protein."

See:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/4139361/posts?page=55#55

“Safe and Effective”:
Confidential documents reveal that within months of receiving the initial doses of the COVID-19 vaccine,
some individuals are developing Antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) and Vaccine-Associated Enhanced Disease (VAED).
If they were so safe and effective, why did the CDC ignore their own VAERS website for almost 2 1/2 years, which listed adverse reactions to the vaccine ?
The FDA and CDC are a 'bother',.. to be ignored
!

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