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Democrats Complain That Illegal Immigrants Are Destroying Their Sanctuary Cities
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/11/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/11/2023 1:25:30 PM PDT by DFG

U.S. — Democratic leadership in multiple sanctuary cities complained Monday about undocumented immigrants destroying the very sanctuaries established for them.

"Our system is being totally overwhelmed. We are literally dying," said New York City Mayor Eric Adams. "I'm beginning to think supporting illegal immigration — excuse me, undocumented people of migration — was a bad idea."

"I mean refugees. What are we calling them again?"

According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, undocumented immigrants (or illegal aliens, as racists describe them) reached 2.7 million in 2022. For 2023, the number is likely in the hundreds of millions of billions.

"I thought we were safe up here in Chicago because everyone knows immigrants can't travel," Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson said. "I thought all the gun violence might help deter them, too, but apparently they find it appealing because it reminds them of home."

As sanctuary cities crumble into broken heaps of refuse, Democrats reportedly are refusing to accept responsibility for causing the immigration crisis they very clearly caused. Blame has been shifted to southern states, racists, and even immigrants themselves.

"[Illegal aliens] are not committing crimes in their best interests," said Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser. "I just don't understand it. They are literally destroying the safe spaces we made for them."

"And not even a thank you!"

Experts believe that it's only a matter of time before every sanctuary city falls, even Oakland.

"I don't understand why they even came here. No one likes Oakland," said Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao. "Being a sanctuary city was supposed to be an easy virtue signal, you know? All the glory, none of the work. But crime has never been higher!"

At publishing time, Democrats had also complained about rising inflation while they worked to raise the minimum wage again.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; babylonbee; ericadams; humor; illegal; invasion; migrant; sanctuary; sanctuarycities; satire; thebee

1 posted on 09/11/2023 1:25:30 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

It’s funny.

They are going to break their own sanctuary laws.

It’s all good for other places. Not their own cities.


2 posted on 09/11/2023 1:26:34 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: DFG

Its ok, they were $hit hole cities anyway...


3 posted on 09/11/2023 1:34:49 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DFG

Every year on 9/11 should be a stark reminder to New Yorkers that people here illegal can destroy things.


4 posted on 09/11/2023 1:39:03 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Undocumented immigrants destroying the very sanctuaries established for them.

DUH sanctuary cities were designed to operate that way.

And the leaders of the cities still haven’t figured that out.
They think they were put in office for their brain power.


5 posted on 09/11/2023 1:59:08 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: DFG

The virtue signalers who want to be “welcoming” to the illegals should pay for their upkeep and reimburse the rest of us for the problems they cause.


6 posted on 09/11/2023 2:02:56 PM PDT by Socon-Econ (adi)
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To: DFG

This is barely satire. The mayor of NY is saying that “migrants” are destroying the city.


7 posted on 09/11/2023 2:14:55 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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To: DFG

“Being a sanctuary city was supposed to be an easy virtue signal, you know? All the glory, none of the work.”

The statement may be made up, but the sentiment is true.


8 posted on 09/11/2023 2:16:33 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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To: DFG

The Bee is walking a fine line between parody and reality with this one.


9 posted on 09/11/2023 2:36:42 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
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To: DFG

Well, you can’t be a sanctuary city if you’re dead, so there is inherent logic here.

The perfect sanctuary city has zero illegal aliens.

Zen.


10 posted on 09/11/2023 4:09:27 PM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

The Bee is straight news now? I missed the announcement.


11 posted on 09/11/2023 4:10:46 PM PDT by Gary from Dayton (Scary unvaccinated American )
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