Posted on 12/08/2023 10:56:29 PM PST by John Semmens
The indictment against Hunter Biden filed in the US Court for the Central District of California this week charges him with evading $1.4 million in taxes owed to the federal government for the years 2016 through 2019. Instead of paying his taxes during these years, he spent $683,000 on prostitutes, $397,000 on clothing, $309,000 on tuition, $237,000 on health & beauty products, $189,000 on porn, $72,000 on rehab, $24,000 on entertainment, $24,000 on sports, $237,000 on miscellaneous, and withdrew $1.6 million in cash from ATMs.
Hunter Biden blamed Donald Trump for his troubles, saying "Trump's Russian-aided theft of the 2016 presidential election from Hillary Clinton sent me into a spiral of depression and anger that distracted me from paying my taxes. Additionally, the idea of me helping to pay for the misgovernment of the country at the hands of this would-be dictator justified my civil disobedience against his tyranny."
House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky) called Hunter's tax evasion "the tip of the iceberg of an expansive scheme of influence-peddling carried out by the Biden family. In addition to the reported $8 million in income on which the $1.4 million in taxes were evaded, we have uncovered evidence of more than $24 million in income the Bidens received from foreigners seeking favors from the US government. These payments could be construed as the bribery explicitly cited in the Constitution as grounds for impeachment and removal from office of a president."
White House spokesman Ian Sams called talk of impeachment "sad, pathetic, and a waste of time. It takes a two-thirds majority of senators to convict and remove an impeached president from office. If we couldn't reach that threshold for the twice impeached Donald Trump--the most dangerous enemy of our democracy in the history of this country--there's no way that two-thirds of the senators will convict President Biden. Likewise, the prosecution of his son Hunter is also a waste of time and money. The President will pardon his son before he lets him go to prison for neglecting to pay his taxes. The federal resources being consumed in the futile pursuit of the President's son could've been more fruitfully deployed to take down the MAGA extremists who are aiding and abetting Trump's attempt to seize power by winning the 2024 election."
In related news, this week FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) that he "prevented publication of the fact that Hunter Biden's laptop was real, and not Russian disinformation as the Bureau had led the media to believe, because it could've influenced the 2020 election outcome. We didn't want a repeat of the effect of then FBI Director Comey's October 2016 admission that Secretary Hillary Clinton's mishandling of classified information was a crime had on that November's election of Donald Trump as president."
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ping
Humper will never go to prison. Anybody else would already be in prison.
Waterboard Hunter
He’ll tell all....
Hunter’s real reason for not paying his taxes -
Because I Got High - Afroman
https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw?si=WUUj3YIzkXvFTPQ7
“Hunter Biden blamed Donald Trump for his troubles, saying “Trump’s Russian-aided theft of the 2016 presidential election from Hillary Clinton sent me into a spiral of depression and anger that distracted me from paying my taxes.”
Grade “AAAAAAAAAAA” Bullshit
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