Posted on 02/19/2024 6:27:53 AM PST by John Semmens
Though the House of Representatives narrowly approved his impeachment, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas told Kristin Welker of NBC's "Meet The Press" that "I have no regrets for anything that's happened on my watch. I have maintained all along that this country needs the millions of refugees that we have helped come into the country since President Biden took office."
"Let's look at what we've gained," he suggested. "Hotel vacancy rates in some of our largest cities have plummeted. Many of these businesses were hit hard by the COVID lockdowns and were facing bankruptcy. Now with the government paying them $500 a day for every room occupied by a refugee they're thriving. With the money we're giving the refugees they're buying food that they cook over open fires in they're rooms or dining out. This is saving a lot of grocery stores and restaurants and the jobs of those who work in them."
"Then there's the impact on the health care industry," the Secretary added. "After the President cured COVID with his vaccine mandate domestic demand for medical services hit the skids. By bringing in millions of additional potential patients, most of whom have not been vaccinated, and giving them free health care we are saving the jobs of doctors, nurses, maintenance staff, administrators, and all of the vendors who supply the medical industry."
Tony Perkins, president of Family Research Council and executive editor of The Washington Stand, pointed out that "the flow into our nation due to the Biden Administration's open border policy has included millions of military age males, many of them from countries hostile to the United States and hundreds of them on the terrorist watch list. Isn't this a security risk?"
"What Mr. Perkins overlooks is the fact that our own military is having trouble meeting its recruitment goals," Mayorkas said. "What he sees as a risk, I see as an opportunity for us to fill the ranks with military age immigrants, train and arm them so they can fight for us rather than against us. A big plus would be that foreigners are less likely to be tainted with sympathy for the MAGA terrorists that pose the biggest threat to our democracy. Their loyalty will be to the regime that allowed them into the country and will be more likely to follow orders to fire on the Americans trying to oust us from office. Eventually they will gain full citizenship where they can exercise their right to vote against the enemies of democracy and prevent them from ever regaining power."
President Biden predicted that "history will not look kindly on House Republicans for their blatant act of unconstitutional partisanship that has targeted an honorable public servant in order to play petty political games. Voters will reject Republicans by ever increasing margins until they cease to exist and Democrats will write the history of how their evil influence on this country was thwarted by me and my mandates."
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Mayorkas will still get his bank account filled by his masters’ the Chinese Communist Party
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