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Stormy Daniels Feared for Her Life [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/25/2024 11:45:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

Adult film star Stormy Daniels says she signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) for which she was paid $130,000 "because I was terrified I could be killed if I didn't. Other people who knew things about politicians have ended up dead. Both Seth Rich and Vince Foster were shot under mysterious circumstances."

Daniels is slated to testify in Trump's election interference trial before Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Bragg alleges that voters in 2016 we defrauded when NDAs Trump negotiated to avoid public embarrassment "were essential information needed to assess Trump's fitness for office."

Despite the fact that NDAs are legal and widely used, Judge Juan Merchan ruled that "these particular NDAs are void because Trump represents an existential threat to our democracy. Whatever actions, no matter how extraordinary or legally dubious, that can be taken to neutralize this threat must be taken."

Merchan went on to say that "just because the Federal Election Commission declined to charge Trump with election interference in 2016 doesn't mean he is not guilty. Neither will I allow Trump to argue that he is being subjected to selective prosecution because all prosecutions are selective. Prosecutors may decide whether or not to prosecute any person as a matter of their own discretion."

In related news, Biden is getting a kick out of Trump's difficulty posting the $464 million bond necessary for him to appeal the excessive fine New York has imposed on him for the victimless crime of obtaining and paying back a business loan. "Life should be hard for the enemies of democracy," Biden asserted. "He should've thought of that before he decided to challenge my reelection. If his sons had the skills that my son has he'd be getting more cash payments than he could keep track of."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; clinton; fec; nda; satire; trump
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To: DesertRhino

“By the way, she swore in court that they did not have an affair.”

She, also, swore she did. And the court released document that said she didn’t appeared 2 years after he paid her the $130K. Her changed statement could easily have been because of the payoff.

There is no shame, nowadays, for a politician to have sex outside of a marriage. It’s actually accepted and in most cases is either hushed or applauded. And except for the media storm, it has little to do with how a president oversees the country. I could care less. It’s not on his resume. And I would hope nobody voted for him just because he bedded an older porn star going past her prime in the business.

wy69


21 posted on 03/26/2024 5:30:03 AM PDT by whitney69 (yption tunnels)
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