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Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
AFP
| 2.13.05
Posted on 02/13/2005 12:51:56 PM PST by ambrose
Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
February 13 2005 at 05:50PM
Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.
"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.
Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP
TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ketchup; sweden
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:51:56 PM PST
by
ambrose
To: ambrose
"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed."
Really?
2
posted on
02/13/2005 12:53:21 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(they call me tater.)
To: ambrose
Ithought you were supposed to put the ketchup on your hot dog.
3
posted on
02/13/2005 12:54:22 PM PST
by
pipecorp
(I am, therefore, I think...so, what happens when I'm done thinking ?)
To: ambrose
Heinz. Didn't we hear that she cut off her Kerry?
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:55:42 PM PST
by
ProudVet77
(Survivor of the great blizzard of aught five)
To: pipecorp
I'm a little curious about the size of the opening on the bottle.
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:55:47 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(they call me tater.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:56:41 PM PST
by
ambrose
(...)
To: cripplecreek
I hear it can get cold in sweden, that might explain some of it. ;^)
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posted on
02/13/2005 12:58:50 PM PST
by
pipecorp
(I am, therefore, I think...so, what happens when I'm done thinking ?)
To: pipecorp
tick..... tick..... tick.... tick... tick....LOL
Took a minute.
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:00:19 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(they call me tater.)
To: ambrose
She calls it her "tomato sauce bottle?" Ewwwwwww
To: ambrose
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.
That evaluation didn't take long.
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:00:35 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
To: mhking
To: Dallas59
"it's human, and medium sized,"
But was it circumsized?
12
posted on
02/13/2005 1:02:36 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(they call me tater.)
To: ambrose
According to Occam's Razor, this story is a cry for attention and fraudulent.
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:03:34 PM PST
by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
To: ambrose
Wasn't there a similar instance of this happening to someone else, and then it turned out that the "penis" was just mold or something in that shape?
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:04:04 PM PST
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: cripplecreek
But was it circumsized?It's the JOOS!
To: ambrose
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. ROFLMAO!!
Axfood??
This deserves a Just (EWW) Damn bump!!
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:06:36 PM PST
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity*!)
To: ambrose
Well, when the Man shakes hands with someone and makes his penis disappear, it has to go somewhere.
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:08:32 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(The Spirit of the Lord Hath Left This Place)
To: ambrose
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said."
LOL. Medium sized. LOL
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:09:23 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: ambrose
I guess that prize was better than a plastic 'diamond' ring.
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posted on
02/13/2005 1:10:47 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: ambrose
"...and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood"I think something besides 'food' got 'axed'.
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