ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

[FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

[Mark in the Old South]

Am I too late. This 3 year old what to Zot the bad man.

[Chinito]

JimmyClyde sounds happy...

[PilloryHillary]

Dear Troll: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.

[X. OTerica]

Well, maybe Bombay Sapphire!

[MD_Willington_1976]

I'm just here for the ocean of free gin...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Ooh, you're HogDog, huh? You still haven't fixed your "zot proof" coating... Tell your fellow mental midgets back at the DUmp we said hi.

[grellis]

"...you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds."

Funny, MurryMom is still posting after all these years!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

How long was Jimmy Clyde a member here? I thought he'd been a member for a while?

[humblegunner]

its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

That is SO wrong.

I hate gin. I drink cheap BEER.

[hummingbird]

Where is my cheap gin?! Somebody seems to have pinched my cheap gin because I didn't get mine.

[humblegunner]

I've never EVER beat my wife, you freak.

Uh... was there something you wanted to share with everyone??? ;-)

[MinuteGal]

I just love all the many enticing screen names of the Zotted One in your comment.

He sounds like an All-American, clean-cut sex symbol.

Michael Moore, move over so I can have at this guy and rip his clothes off.

Leni

[chs68]

You, sir, have no manners. None.

You mother most certianly did a very poor job of raising you.

You do not visit someone's home and insult them. It is very poor manners to do so.

If you do so, you may expect to be either asked to leave or to be thrown out by the host.

It is really unfortunate that your parents never taught you this basic lesson in proper manners and politeness.

You need to learn this, or you will suffer for the rest of your life.

In fact, you will become an embittered, lonely old man.

Even lonelier, more embittered, and older than you are now.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Damn! Do I have to do everything for you trolls since you can't seem to comprehend how to do it for yourself?

We've all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, it's full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygiene of John Goodman after a long picnic.

They thrive on stupid, worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "let's keep people who can',t feel or think alive because they were too, stubborn to admit that its Are you referring to yourself as being pretty damn foolish? If so, you won the trophy this time! pretty damn foolish".

But above all other abominations side note: abominations-n. 1.Abhorrence; disgust. 1.A cause of abhorrence or disgust. end of side note in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man snicker, snarf, bwahahahaha Most Admin Mod's just might be of the female variety. of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab.Meth labs blow up, go boom and make trolls go big boom. It is they who makes free republic, well not free at all, don't say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

A fragment of a creature? Which fragment? The nose? The ear? The long, pointy finger of zot? Pfffft! Cheap gin indeed.

[chs68]

"Now put back your hippy goggles and waddle you way back to DU!

"Dang! I'm starting to sound like a DUmmie with that grammar! What I meant was, 'Now put your hippy goggle blinders on, and waddle your way back to DU!'"

With respect.

You sound no where near like the folks on DU.

Had your post been made by a DUmmie, it would have gone something like this:

"Now put back your f*****g hippy goggles,s**th**d and waddle you g****m way back to DU!"

[AFPhys]

Thanks for posting this ZOT Master's other aliases...

[rejoicing]

Oh! Lord help us! I'm an English teacher. Do I have to tell you that somehow I sense your utter ignorance of the rules of spelling and grammar? Needless to say, your thinking ranks right up there with your English skills. Poor boy. I'd bet the farm that you were edjumicated in gubmint skools!

[rejoicing]

How utterly eloquent! Wow!! I thought it. I just could never express it. Amazing!

[mhking]

[yawn]