ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

[FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

[Bahbah]

First zot.

[Jim Robinson]

FreeRetarded aka Jimmyclyde, The Ghost of JimmyClyde, The Son of Jesse, Stabbed in the back, Gone to the dark side, Finger Full of Fungus, Too Much Nose Hairs, Fungus Fingers, The back hair of a Gorilla, To Sexy for my Back Hair, A Hairy Back is Sexy, A Scary Amount of Chest Hair, An Angry Old Man, To much nose hair, FuppyDog, BloodyGums, the ghost of hogdog, Yak breath, Toco, Strange Brew, From the bowels of Mordor, The ghost of elections past, Stomach pain, Fungus of the foot, They are watching you, Cancer of the mind, HogDog, stomach flu, Mind Rut, The evil JimRob, FredSimpleton, The smell of ZOT, I am ZOT proof, et al, zotted again.

[exile]

"Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs"

Hey! I'm not divorced!

[Phantom Lord]

It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone

Sounds more like DU where you are tombstoned for any posting not on the extreme left.

[exile]

and frankly, my wife could take me in a fight. I try not to make her angry.

[Scythian]

Wow, that article above describes me perfectly.

[Plutarch]

...hygene of John Goodman

Freepers don't share any genes with John Goodman, hy or otherwise.

[US_MilitaryRules]

loser!

[Brad's Gramma]

I am NOT craggled and I've never EVER beat my wife, you freak.

[murdoog]

Is there a place we can go to place wagers on when a thread will be zotted? Perhaps we can get Iowa Electronic Markets to work with us.

[4CJ]

Goodbye, so long, farewell, can you hear the Sound of the Music?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

In after the ZOT!

[Bernard Marx]

Hey, where's the gin? They got olives and vermouth too? Wow!

[Dan from Michigan]

nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

Nope. I don't drink gin.

[The_Victor]

Nice post! Rehab got boring huh?

[najida]

Addicted to lightening I see.

[NRA2BFree]

C-ya

[martin_fierro]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic.

[Luna]

/sniff/ Ah, the smell of ozone. And do I hear Viking Kitties? Meow...

[backhoe]

For the sake of argument, let's grant this

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus

...as gospel-- at least as far as you are concerned.

Now, given that- why do you bother with this site?

[Hoodlum91]

"the judgement of a meth lab"

I hate judgemental meth labs.

[Broker]

POOF!

[4CJ]

its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

I did have a girlfriend named Ginny, but I've never drank gin ;o)

[MadIvan]

Ah yes, the voice of the infantile left - too immature to realise their conduct is out of place, too foolish to realise that their tantrums achieve nothing, too stupid to realise that along with their philosophy, they're totally irrelevant.

Enjoy becoming the crispiest critter this side of a "Kentucky Fried Chicken".

Ivan

[EternalVigilance]

Hey, we only buy the best gin!

Shows how little you know, punk!

[murdoog]

when a thread will be zotted

Meant to say "thread will be pulled" (or "user will be zotted", take your pick.)

[avg_freeper]

I'm more of an alpaca floating carelessly in a kiddie pool of margarita.

But thanks for asking.

[Pyro7480]

No one can withstand the quad laser! It is over now! ZOT!

[Night Hides Not]

Addicted to lightening I see.

The guy's got to be full of energy by now.

[Corin Stormhands]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic.

You say that like itsuhbadthing...

[NRA2BFree]

am NOT craggled and I've never EVER beat my wife, you freak.

BG, you have a wife? Pleaseeeeee say it ain't so. LOL

[Dad yer funny]

thanks Jim , I have enough trouble here in NYC ,...FReepers are the best, I was steered to you by my friend Yehuda

[Hank Rearden]

I'm not really a wife-beater, it's just the shirts I wear that make people misunderstand me.

Psst - here's a hint: donate $250,000 at the next FReepathon and we'll let you post a thread. Mmmmmm'k?

[ASA Vet]

Aren't you the only one on FR who is truely ZOT Proof?

[Paul_Denton]

ZOT! I don't know what you're talking about, so I had an Imperial assassin zap your brains out.

[Conservomax]

this person hurt my feelings snifle snaffle

[tnlibertarian]

its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs

Aw, Crap!! That reminds me. I have not beaten my wife all freakin' week!!

Here I come, honey.

[fish hawk]

You can sum me up this way: I'm a Christian Hater

I am a Christian and I hate Liberals. (mostly because they have nothing intelligent to say so they throw pies)

[azhenfud]

Hey Retard!

How many times you beat your wife today?!?

You act as someone who's "in the know".... / snarcasm with a ZOT

[Arrowhead1952]

Another Troll bites the dust.

[Yossarian]

its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

Cheap gin? Cheap as in poor quality (like Fleischmann's) or cheap as in inexpensive (like Bombay Sapphire London Dry at $10)?

I never knew we had such great membership perks... (Hic!)

[Paul_Denton]

but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds.

TROLL! ZOT! 0WN3D!

[Lekker 1]

Hey, did anybody check out that Seattle/San Antonio game last night?

[xzins]

The one thing that Free Republic gave you access to that you could have used was a spell check. Too bad they didn't also have a grammar check.

I'm hoping the Mod is up to a real zot! in your case. I've seen them come up with some classics in the past.

[olivia3boys]

I'm married, a woman, and thin and neat.

[tet68]

Ah Gin, tis like mothers milk to me.
Zot and Gin, shaken not stirred.

[Psycho_Bunny]

like a bunch of 3 year olds

Bunny's 4th Law of the Internet:  Someone in an argument will inevitably accuse another of behaving at the mental level they, themselves, stopped growing at.

[Niteranger68]

Isn't he typical of someone who just doesn't understand that they are not wanted?