CHOOSE A NAME FOR THIS LATEST CLINTON SCANDAL--How about "WALLGATE" or "TREASONGATE"?

August 11, 2005 | Bronc1

[Bronc1]

CHOOSE A NAME FOR THIS LATEST CLINTON SCANDAL-- How about "WALLGATE" or "TREASONGATE"?

[Brilliant]

Attagate

[conservativebabe]

Ooooooo, that's good.

[The Brush]

How about "Mastergate"

[Txsleuth]

I sure wish I was clever...

I have been referring to it as Able Danger in my mind...but AbleDangerGate, doesn't flow, does it....LOL

[cripplecreek]

Enable Dangergate.

[airborne]

TRAITORGATE!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

i was thinking attagate as well.

[TexGuy]

Atta-boy ... Attsa good one ...

[maestro]

"9-11 Commission-Gate"

[restornu]

The 911 Commissioner and the Intelligence Wall
By Linda Chavez
April 14, 2004

Attorney General John Ashcroft came out swinging in testimony before the 9-11 Commission on Tuesday. "In 1995, the Justice Department embraced flawed legal reasoning, imposing a series of restrictions on the FBI that went beyond what the law required," he said. "The 1995 Guidelines and the procedures developed around them imposed draconian barriers to communications between the law enforcement and intelligence communities. The wall left intelligence agents afraid to talk with criminal prosecutors or agents. In 1995, the Justice Department designed a system destined to fail."

CON'T...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1461683/posts?page=96#96

[Brilliant]

We could call it Chinagate. Maybe we'd finally get our investigation of Chinagate.

[scott says]

OPEN GATE

[aposiopetic]

"Wallgate" seems better at this point (there being so many possible "Treasongates" available to us from the period starting at noon 20 January 1993 and ending at noon 20 January 2001), but I expect other FReepers to weigh in with other ideas.

FWIW, I favor "Wallgate" because it sounds similar to "Watergate" but is incomparably worse in its devastating and tragic consequences.

[HitmanLV]

I like 'Goreliscam' - tosses Gore's name in there, too! :-)

[Laverne]

I think Gorelickgate is the best name. She was also the gatekeeper of all the information that went from staff to the commission (I think that is right). So, she was involved in the spiking of this information to the full commission. The 9/11 report is now completely discredited...the commissioners are now complete jokes....all because of Jamie. GorelickGate it is, imho.

[aposiopetic]

It makes sense, but I've got to say that Gorelickgate is a little hard to pronounce.

[ken5050]

How about.."Hillary-will-NEVER-be-President-gate"

[CJ Wolf]

Gate is so ninety seventies. Need something more otish and with it. But how about:

"No one will pay attention to this, Next in Aruba."

or,

"Arab world shocked."

Or,

"China threatens to nuke LA"

or if you really want to go for something with Gate, how about 'gorelickBergerGate'.

[JediForce]

Zipper Gate? nope...Monica....
Atta Gate gets my vote.

[dgallo51]

How about…THE GREAT CHINAGATE WALL CAPER

[kimosabe31]

TRAITORGATE or TREASONGATE would work equally well if they were indexed...i.e., TRAITORGATE 1, TRAITORGATE 2,...etc...to indicate which treasoneous scandal is being referred to. This could easily get into triple or quadruple digits.

[lunarbicep]

"CLINTON SCANDAL"

call it Clintongate then

[airborne]

How about -

"Burn-In-Hell-You-Evil-Liberal-Scumbag-Democrats-Gate"?

[HarleyLady27]

How about Legacygate?

[syriacus]

Commission-omission-gate

[syriacus]

Jamie-shamie-gate

[syriacus]

Dereliction-of-duty-gate

[syriacus]

Obfuscationgate, which can be shortened to Obfus-gation

[syriacus]

There once was a woman named Jamie,
With little (or close to no) shamie.
With no hemming, no hawing,
And no frozen-heart thawing,
She searched for a fall guy to blamie.

[TexGuy]

She searched for a fall guy to blamie.

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk ...

[feedback doctor]

In honor of Clinton's ability to defedn America it should be called Unablegate.

[feedback doctor]

In honor of Clinton's ability to defedn America it should be called Unablegate.

[UglyinLA]

Hotwatergate

[p23185]

I would like Burglergate - I am sure Sandy's trips to the Archieves for Clinton had to have something to do with removing embarassing details, although we will probably never know what that was since the security detail at the archives must have been on a coffee break while Sandy was stuffing his trousers and socks with TOP SECRET documents.

[CJ Wolf]

And you know shoplifters who get caught usually have done it many times before.

[CJ Wolf]

How about the Sandbergerler affair.

[Echo Talon]

Gorelick-gate

[Quix]

TREASONGATE

or

BILLDO'S TREASON GATE

or

DILLBO AND SHRILLERY'S TREASONGATE

[So Cal Rocket]

The "-gate" prefix is overused... Let's use "-quidick" instead

AbleDangerQuidick?

GorelickQuidick?

AttaQuidick?

BurgerQuidick?

[dervish]

Bergorelickgate

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

"Gates of Hell"

[syriacus]

The "-gate" prefix is overused... Let's use "-quidick" instead

Neat idea.

[FReethesheeples]

"Clinton-Treason-Atta-Gate."

It is a bit awkawrd, but unless Clinton is made accounatble and LINKED IN NAME to this it and unless atta's nameis in ti (everyong knows Mohammed Atta, who is a proxy for UBL)will likely just be nebulous as hell in the public's mind.

[FReethesheeples]

"Clinton-Treason-Atta-Gate."

It is a bit awkward, but unless Clinton is made accountable and LINKED IN NAME to this it and unless Atta's name is in it (everyone knows Mohammed Atta, who is a proxy for UBL)will likely just be nebulous as hell in the public's mind.

[Pessimist]

"It makes sense, but I've got to say that Gorelickgate is a little hard to pronounce."

So shorten it to 'LickGate

[SERKIT]

Gorelick: The Devil's True Advocate

or

"How to make group reservations at Club Gitmo"

[Two Thirds Vote Aye]

ClintonGate