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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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1 posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:34 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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To: The Zontron 7000

ZOT-tron 7000.


2 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:06 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

In Before The ZOT!!!!

Woo Hoo!!


3 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:15 AM PDT by BTHOtu
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To: The Zontron 7000

4 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:25 AM PDT by Constitution Day (When life gives you lemons... Just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Zot


5 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:26 AM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
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To: The Zontron 7000; Admin Moderator

More like the ZOTBAIT 7000.

Buh-bye!

}:-)4


6 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:27 AM PDT by Moose4 (Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

The ZOTRON 7000? ZOT!


7 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:29 AM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: The Zontron 7000

OK, take me to your leader.


8 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:32 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: The Zontron 7000

IB4TZ?


9 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:34 AM PDT by mysterio
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To: The Zontron 7000

ZOT!


10 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:35 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: The Zontron 7000

In before the ZOT!!!!!


11 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:38 AM PDT by duffthor (GO BIG RED!)
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ZOT!!!!!!!!
12 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:38 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: The Zontron 7000

You will be zotted.


13 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:39 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: BTHOtu

Tick, tick...


14 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:40 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: The Zontron 7000

We will zot you first.


15 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:44 AM PDT by scott7278 (I would like to meet Jill Wagner, the Mercury girl. Crazy 'bout a Mercury.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

IBTZ?


16 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:47 AM PDT by Jemian (This world is not my home, I'm just a-passin' through)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Bye Bye


17 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:47 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: The Zontron 7000
You yahoos aren't even trying anymore.

Boooring.

18 posted on 10/27/2005 8:32:54 AM PDT by TheBigB (<----cooler than the other side of the pillow.)
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To: The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

Sorry, but I have no desire to have my frontal lobes removed.

19 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:07 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: The Zontron 7000



20 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:08 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Tampa Bay Area, East Pasco County)
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To: The Zontron 7000
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21 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:13 AM PDT by PaulaB
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To: The Zontron 7000

IBTZ!!!


22 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:15 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

I award thee dumbest troll post in history!!


23 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:18 AM PDT by aft_lizard (I oppose Miers, for the good of the Party and Conservatism, but not to the point of extremism.)
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; Darksheare; dighton

Welcoming committe UP!

24 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:24 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

You are an idiot! Geesh..........get a life Dr. Spock wannabee...


25 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:29 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland
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To: TheBigB

IBTZ


26 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:30 AM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Java script? Too bad. That means he won't squeal when the zot comes.


27 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:31 AM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

28 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:33 AM PDT by Petronski (The name "cyborg" to me means complete love and incredible fun. I'm filled with joy.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Another Marxist moonbat heard from.


29 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:34 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Call in the Asgardian kitties!


30 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:38 AM PDT by duffthor (GO BIG RED!)
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To: The Zontron 7000

Klaatu verada nicto to you too, moonbat!


31 posted on 10/27/2005 8:33:58 AM PDT by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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32 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:03 AM PDT by irons_player
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To: The Zontron 7000
Moron...


33 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:08 AM PDT by RedBeaconNY (Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
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To: PeteB570
OK, take me to your leader.

Won't do any good DU'ers don't wake up till sometime in the afternoon.

34 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:10 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: The Zontron 7000
"I am not a poster"

Very soon, this will be a correct statement...

35 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:18 AM PDT by Texas dog
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To: The Zontron 7000

Try getting out of your mom's basement once in a while. You'll enjoy it!


36 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:22 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

That was a short welcome.


37 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:24 AM PDT by Constitution Day (When life gives you lemons... Just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
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38 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:33 AM PDT by PaulaB
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To: The Zontron 7000

Hey EVERYONE!

It's Joe Wilson and his loyal sidekick--TONTO Plame!!!


39 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:38 AM PDT by RadioCirca1970
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I'm not a poster either.

I'm more of a banner.

40 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:39 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: The Zontron 7000
I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Sounds like a song

41 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:43 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: The Zontron 7000
Kiss my smarter-than-you conservative behind.

Go hug some trees and transvestites, and leave the intellectual conversations to those of us who have jobs.

42 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:48 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: PaulaB

43 posted on 10/27/2005 8:34:56 AM PDT by Petronski (The name "cyborg" to me means complete love and incredible fun. I'm filled with joy.)
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To: The Zontron 7000

I am not a troll, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


44 posted on 10/27/2005 8:35:44 AM PDT by rintense
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Every time I see you post that..I start laughing

loudly at my desk ;)
45 posted on 10/27/2005 8:35:46 AM PDT by PaulaB
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To: Tijeras_Slim; The Zontron 7000

Kewl. A ZOTTED N3Wb.


46 posted on 10/27/2005 8:35:46 AM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever
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47 posted on 10/27/2005 8:36:08 AM PDT by martin_fierro (My other car is a Tagline.)
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To: The Zontron 7000
Get a haircut, hippy!


48 posted on 10/27/2005 8:36:16 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
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To: irons_player

Mr 7000 was gone and back again with over 30 posts in less that 2 minutes.


49 posted on 10/27/2005 8:36:22 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: The Zontron 7000

This isn't even good enough for a Zot waste.........


50 posted on 10/27/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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