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VIRGIN MARY DEFILED ON “SOUTH PARK”
Catholic League ^ | December 8, 2005 | William Donohue

Posted on 12/09/2005 5:50:13 AM PST by NYer

Catholic League president Bill Donohue remarked today about last night’s episode of “South Park” (it will run again for the next three nights):

 

“A ‘South Park’ character gets a DWI and is ordered to attend AA meetings.  Told about the 12-step program, he concludes that he needs a miracle to cure him.  The plot then focuses on a statue of the Virgin Mary who is ‘bleeding out her ass.’  The Vatican dispatches a cardinal to investigate and he is sprayed with blood when he walks behind the statue.  He then declares this to be a miracle, which draws even more people.  The alcoholic, now in a wheelchair, is also sprayed with blood: he then claims he is cured and jumps out of his seat.

 

“Pope Benedict XVI goes to investigate.  He, too, is sprayed with blood when he walks behind the statue.  A reporter says, ‘The pope investigated further and determined that the statue was not bleeding out its ass, but its vagina.’  To which the pope replies: ‘A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle.  Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.’

 

“Comedy Central is a subsidiary of MTV, which is owned by Viacom.  On the board of directors of Viacom is a practicing Catholic and a distinguished public servant, Joseph A. Califano; he served under Presidents Johnson and Carter.  We are writing to him today requesting that he intervene in this matter.  We want a) an apology to Roman Catholics and b) a pledge that this episode be permanently retired and not be made available on DVD.  In the event Viacom does not cooperate, we are asking Mr. Califano to issue his own statement of condemnation.  We are asking our members to contact him as well.  Remember, they chose to insult Our Blessed Mother on the eve of the Immaculate Conception, and the holy day itself

“Joseph A. Califano is chairman of the board of The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse.  He can be reached at CASA, 633 Third Avenue, NY, NY 10017; phone, 212-841-5200; fax, 212-956-8020; email, employment@casacolumbia.org.”


TOPICS: Religion; TV/Movies
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To: EveningStar
EveningStar,
Can you add me to that ping list? Thanks
281 posted on 12/09/2005 7:51:03 AM PST by mnehring (God, forgive me for forgetting to love my neighbors, I was too busy with the latest boycott.)
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To: LdSentinal
The episode was very offensive. It wasn't that funny.

I think humorists often get the wrong idea that because something is outrageous or shocking it is automatically more humorous. Humor has an element of surprise, but being offensive is not part of that.

These talented boys could take a lesson from P.G. Wodehouse instead of Howard Stern.

282 posted on 12/09/2005 7:51:24 AM PST by SupplySider
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To: NYer

The plot does not even sound funny. How can anyone call this trash entertainment?


283 posted on 12/09/2005 7:51:43 AM PST by Dustbunny (Main Stream Media -- Making 'Max Headroom' a reality.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

I taped the episode Wednesday night but still haven't watched it. I better get my butt in gear! :)

And thanks for the ping. I'm a bit late to the party this morning. I'm retired so I tend to sleep in late.


284 posted on 12/09/2005 7:53:10 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Bill Donahue has a little bit of sand in his vagina, don't you think?


285 posted on 12/09/2005 7:53:39 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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To: Blzbba
Which was a direct 'apology' of sorts for the hilarious satire of the Mormon faith from an earlier episode.

I think the 'apology' came before the trashing

286 posted on 12/09/2005 7:54:56 AM PST by Oztrich Boy ( the Wedge Document ... offers a message of hope for Muslims - Mustafa Akyol)
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To: discostu
I should make one point clear: I'm not defending AA per se. I'm simply saying that the 12-step approach to overcoming compulsive and addictive behavior is effective for many people, whether the addiction be alcohol, drugs, gambling, or a host of other destructive behaviors.

AA has its problems, no doubt. But at its core, the 12-step method is a brilliant, common-sense approach to sobriety that puts the burden entirely on the subject. It may not work for everyone, but it has saved countless lives, and improved countless more.

The fact that these two overgrown towel-snappers can't see past the most superficial layers doesn't do much to enhance their credibility as social satirists.

287 posted on 12/09/2005 7:56:12 AM PST by IronJack
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To: SupplySider
I think humorists often get the wrong idea that because something is outrageous or shocking it is automatically more humorous.

I think the dichotomy is effective. You normally wouldn't expect much value from something with rude dialog, toilet humor and crude animation, but there underneath is serious social satire on par with the best.

BTW, the crude animation is on purpose. They had to tone-down their high-speed digital animation software to get the crude-looking effect.

288 posted on 12/09/2005 7:56:32 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: smith288

"You admiration fuels SP to direct their focus to yoru types."

Ha! I don't live in fear of the trendy set throwing barbs my way. My type is a conservative. Those that denigrate God, America, our armed forces, can cause offense but I don't reel-in my beliefs in order to avoid attack.


289 posted on 12/09/2005 7:58:10 AM PST by Monterrosa-24 (France kicked Germany's teeth out at Verdun among other places.)
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To: mlc9852
Well, why not just tell the census taker it's none of the government's business?

That kind of attitude will get you time in a federal prison.

290 posted on 12/09/2005 7:58:56 AM PST by SittinYonder (Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
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To: Monterrosa-24
"Bastrads" like them depend on being--literally-- out of reach of their "fans." I went to see "Pride and Prejudice." last week and I was reminded how physically close to one another the 19th Century English the different social classes were. I can't imagine a similar gathering of the classes at a Beverly Hills party in the "democratic" USA.
291 posted on 12/09/2005 7:58:59 AM PST by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: sully777; BunnySlippers; ecurbh; doc30

Thanks for the pings! I finally dragged my lazy butt out of bed so that I could notify the troops. :)


292 posted on 12/09/2005 7:59:56 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: Quick1
They're also the home of the reality-based community
293 posted on 12/09/2005 8:00:45 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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To: ConservativeGreek

"South Park panders to the most devolved human minds on earth. You know, weak minds...."

"A bit harsh aren't we?
Most of it is damn funny.
The Virgin spraying blood on the Pope was just disgusting."

....

You contradict yourself. You say I'm harsh in responding to (harsh) disgusting(your term) filth passing itself off as "entertainment". *shrug*


294 posted on 12/09/2005 8:01:07 AM PST by SunnySide (Ephes2:8 ByGraceYou'veBeenSavedThruFaithAGiftOfGodSoNoOneCanBoast)
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To: Quick1

I am sure that if someone insulted your mother you would be equally tolerant. But then maybe you don't have as much respect for your mother as I do the Virgin Mary.


295 posted on 12/09/2005 8:01:24 AM PST by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Sam Cree

>>The howls of outrage on this thread really let you know how good South Parks's marksmanship is. Right on target, apparently.<<

The humor, it hits the target audience. They don't look to make friends, they look to make money.
The timing, On the feast of the Immaculate Conception. Poor.

The Catholic League would freak about this no matter when it was.
The average non-Cafeteria Catholic would be offended by the timing. I am.
I see the humor and how everything is fair game but geez, choose a better day.


296 posted on 12/09/2005 8:02:05 AM PST by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: RobbyS

If someone was insulting everyone's mother, why should I be surprised when it comes to be my mother's turn?


297 posted on 12/09/2005 8:02:32 AM PST by Quick1
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To: NYer

I figured their taking on the Catholic Church (again) and AA would probably give them some extra cover in case the Scientologists decide to sue the Smith family.


298 posted on 12/09/2005 8:03:47 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: RobbyS
But then maybe you don't have as much respect for your mother as I do the Virgin Mary.

How was the Virgin Mary insulted?

299 posted on 12/09/2005 8:04:42 AM PST by SittinYonder (Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
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To: RightWingAtheist

>>Bill Donahue has a little bit of sand in his vagina, don't you think?<<

Geez, it's his JOB. He is the head of the Catholic League afterall.
If he didn't get on this, I would be shocked.


300 posted on 12/09/2005 8:05:00 AM PST by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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