**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic isn't free ^ | 01/06/2006 | It's Arthur

[BJClinton]

Cool, the first OFST of the new year. My only standing resolution was to make no more resolutions and I've already broken it. *shrugs*

[BJClinton]

This is an old one but still a good one:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

[BJClinton]

Happy New Year!

[BJClinton]

[day10]

Top 5!

Happy Friday!

[Rummyfan]

Top Ten!

[LongElegantLegs]

Ahnold should be wrestling the bear.
Happy FridaY!

[Auntbee]

Top 10. Happy New Year!!!

[KevinDavis]

You scored as SG-1 (from Stargate). You are versatile and diverse in your thinking. You have an open mind to that which seems highly unlikely and accept it with a bit of humor. Now if only aliens would stop trying to take over your body.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

SG-1 (from Stargate)		100%
Moya (from Farscape)		100%
Serenity (from Firefly)		100%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		81%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		75%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		63%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		44%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		25%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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[BJClinton]

[BJClinton]

[Reaganesque]

A young American man meets a young French woman going down an elevator in Paris. He speaks no French and she speaks no English, so he removes a piece of paper from his coat pocket and draws a dinner table and a bottle of wine. She shakes her head yes, and they have a wonderful meal. After dinner, he then draws a couple dancing and they have a wonderful evening of dancing and listening to an excellent Jazz ensemble. As they walk out to the street, she removes the paper from his coat and draws a four post bed. Of course, both were very excited at the prospect at hand, and as he took her back to her hotel, he just couldn't figure out how she knew he was in the furniture business.

[Hoodlum91]

Happy Friday!

My resolution is to drink more. I think I can stick to that one, although it'll be hard!

[LongElegantLegs]

You scored as Serenity (from Firefly). You like to live your own way and do not enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you that you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Serenity (from Firefly)		100%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)		63%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)		56%
SG-1 (from Stargate)		50%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)		44%
Moya (from Farscape)		31%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)		25%
Enterprise D (from Star Trek)		13%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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Yar! Firefly kicks booty.

[ken5050]

With your kind indulgence, I'm going to piggy-back on this thread, and pose a serious question,though one totally appropriate to the "sillyness thread"

Who will deliver the Democrat repsonse to the President's State of the Union address?"

Think about it? Take a guess?

I have no idea, but it shows just how inept the party is. Will it be Murtha, or the tag-team of Reid and Pelosi again? Hoyer, Dingell & Rangell?....Obama?..Name ONE Dem governor....Dean?...

We're gonna make some real gains this Novemeber..

[beyond the sea]

A preacher went to his congregation to ask for a raise because his wife was expecting a baby. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

These raises began to get expensive after six children, and the congregation held another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

From the back pew, a little old lady stood up and said, in a frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers."

And the congregation said ........... "Amen."

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[YouPosting2Me]

Happy Chilly Friday in the South.

College football is over and the NFL is in full swing ping.

[BJClinton]

Let me know if you need any help.

[BJClinton]

Officially Reid/Pelosi. The Dems will keep Lieberman and Warner out of the public eye. Kerry will probably do his own thing and piss everyone off.

Re: Murtha, I live in the most liberal spot in Texas, but today on local talk radio everyone was ripping Murtha. He's toxic to the Dems.

If the economy is fine come November, the GOP will remain about the same and maybe even gain a few.

[beyond the sea]

silliness:

Game over. Midway in the 4th quarter ................................... This is why Mack Brown will always be a loser.

2,075 posted on 01/04/2006 11:46:25 PM EST by Diddle E. Squat

;-)