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Bleaking Noose! HELP! My Beeber won't hold a charge because the Zot button is sticking!
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| Mrs. Hillary Clintonopolous-Gergen
Posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
In this stuning moment of post-Alito SCOTUS shock and awe, I trust that all my decent FReeper Friends will give this humble and heartfelt post the level of respect it deserves.
I thank you all in advance for any help in restoring the full functionality of my classified CIA/NSA beebing device in case I meet any trolls, Sheehans, Bidens or Shumers.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amiloggedin; areyougay; beeber; help; iamamoron; idontlikemymeds; imamoran; ineedattention; ineedmybottle; keywordspam; lookatme; lookatmelookatme; lookatmemommy; mememememe; nyucknyuck; poopypants; stuned; takeyourmeds; ziggy; zot
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UNGHHHHH! Battery's Dead. Rats!
To: al baby
You're the expert, right?
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:34:49 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Enterprise; speedy; Joe 6-pack; hispanarepublicana; Chena; Yaelle; Rennes Templar; Larry Lucido; ...
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:35:47 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Too much zotting will make you go blind...
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:37:08 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: Blurblogger
OK, I guess I'll get it started:
This is series.
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:39:20 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: Blurblogger
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:39:53 PM PST
by
Babu
To: Tired of Taxes; al baby
I may have fried the circuits. Beebers may actually need batteries in parallel, not series....Waiting for Al Baby to check in, he's Tech Support for these things.
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:39:56 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Going up in a puff of smoke.
May be after a nap.
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:40:27 PM PST
by
Godzilla
(Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.)
To: Blurblogger
To: Blurblogger
To: PatrickHenry
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:40:57 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
More bleaking noose...
"Incendiary words from legendary comic character Ziggy earlier today
has ignited a firestorm of protest in the Arab Street..."
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"Islam seems like a very nice religion and I really like it's practitioners,
but it's not exactly my cup of tea."
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....."Death to the Jew, Ziggy!"
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"Annihilate Ziggy!Behead Ziggy!!"
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"Who the hell is Ziggy!??"
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"May the infidel Ziggy's left ear wither and fall to the ground and be trampled by goats!!"
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"Tim, this is a Republican scandal. For Ziggy, whom I believe knows who President
Bush is, and who has not given one dime to the DNC, to use those words, 'not
my cup of tea' is really beyond the pale. We haven't scene anything like this in
Washington since the dark days of President Nixon...
To: Blurblogger
um, Hi, can I have a scallion cream cheese bagel with seeds?
Yeah, ok, and a series and hugh white fish. Thanks. No, make dat 2. yeah.
Oh, hey, you got any sturgeon? Yeah, gimmie a half pound.
Oh wow, you got fresh herrings?? Gimme a 1/2 pint, lots of onions, ok, thanks.
To: Roscoe Karns
This Ziggy, him bad, bad man, no?
LOL
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:46:25 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:46:57 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Roscoe Karns
I sir am no Ziggy.
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:49:32 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Blurblogger; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Friday night, and the malt liquor is flowing.
To: Roscoe Karns
"They've stolen a Ziggy cartoon!"
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:50:33 PM PST
by
weegee
(Happy Holidays! Tis the season of MLK, Chinese New Year, Tet, Valentine's, Presidents...)
To: Blurblogger
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:51:42 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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