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Bleaking Noose! HELP! My Beeber won't hold a charge because the Zot button is sticking!
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Posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
In this stuning moment of post-Alito SCOTUS shock and awe, I trust that all my decent FReeper Friends will give this humble and heartfelt post the level of respect it deserves.
I thank you all in advance for any help in restoring the full functionality of my classified CIA/NSA beebing device in case I meet any trolls, Sheehans, Bidens or Shumers.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amiloggedin; areyougay; beeber; help; iamamoron; idontlikemymeds; imamoran; ineedattention; ineedmybottle; keywordspam; lookatme; lookatmelookatme; lookatmemommy; mememememe; nyucknyuck; poopypants; stuned; takeyourmeds; ziggy; zot
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To: Blurblogger
41
posted on
02/03/2006 8:41:09 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
(The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
To: Roscoe Karns
42
posted on
02/03/2006 8:50:46 PM PST
by
Milhous
(Sarcasm - the last refuge of an empty mind.)
To: PatrickHenry; Blurblogger
Ziggy Zoggy Ziggy Zoggy Oi Oi Oi!
To: Blurblogger
First did you walk to work or bring you lunch?
Second take a 9 volt battary and touch it to your tounge
if it stuns you does proceed to step 3 but first you must log on if it does not stun you buy a new one
Feel safe tonite sleep with a freeper
44
posted on
02/03/2006 9:02:42 PM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: al baby
Does tounge rhyme with grunge?
45
posted on
02/03/2006 9:05:15 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Blurblogger
Heh heh. He said 'beeber.'
46
posted on
02/03/2006 9:07:16 PM PST
by
Nick Danger
(www.vvlf.org)
To: Petronski
I am a shiny examble of the publik schuul system this monthis not only black history month but Bogitty BoBogitty gitty Bogitty Bogitty
47
posted on
02/03/2006 9:07:50 PM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: al baby
I rode a short bus and brought my lunch.
I didn't have a 9 volt battery so I used a car battery. I wasn't stuned but now my ears twitch non-stop.
I'm single (except when I was two) so must sleep alone, this isn't Democratic Underground, I have standards, you know.
;^)
48
posted on
02/03/2006 9:09:11 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: SandyInSeattle
Sandy how in the heck are you I got 747's going to mymamey
49
posted on
02/03/2006 9:09:22 PM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: Pharmboy
My ESC button doesn't respond either!
50
posted on
02/03/2006 9:10:56 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Can you help? Will some boogie oogie oogie help? (hope it works)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
"beware the soup nazis...."
NO CILANTRO FOR YOU!
52
posted on
02/03/2006 9:12:12 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: weegee; Roscoe Karns; Blurblogger; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
All right, is this a take-off of Ziggy? Ziggy take-offs are bad, very very bad.
From now on, don't "Take off, every Ziggy"!
To: Blurblogger
I can't help because I'm not decent.
54
posted on
02/03/2006 9:19:57 PM PST
by
Enterprise
(The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
nice home page you are devastatingly attractive
55
posted on
02/03/2006 9:22:58 PM PST
by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: al baby
To: Roscoe Karns
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,120,000 for ziggy
57
posted on
02/03/2006 9:37:44 PM PST
by
ADemocratNoMore
(Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies.)
To: Blurblogger
You need batteries?
Here's a whole bowl of 'em!
58
posted on
02/03/2006 9:52:29 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: Victoria Delsoul
WOW. But I was already good to go. ;^)
It's my beeber that's dysfunctional... any sage advice?
59
posted on
02/03/2006 9:56:16 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
It's my beeber that's dysfunctional... any sage advice? I don't think it's your beeber...
Kidding.
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