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Bleaking Noose! HELP! My Beeber won't hold a charge because the Zot button is sticking!
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Posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
In this stuning moment of post-Alito SCOTUS shock and awe, I trust that all my decent FReeper Friends will give this humble and heartfelt post the level of respect it deserves.
I thank you all in advance for any help in restoring the full functionality of my classified CIA/NSA beebing device in case I meet any trolls, Sheehans, Bidens or Shumers.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amiloggedin; areyougay; beeber; help; iamamoron; idontlikemymeds; imamoran; ineedattention; ineedmybottle; keywordspam; lookatme; lookatmelookatme; lookatmemommy; mememememe; nyucknyuck; poopypants; stuned; takeyourmeds; ziggy; zot
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To: Victoria Delsoul
61
posted on
02/03/2006 10:03:05 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
LOL! You're still cute, though.
To: Victoria Delsoul
Me cute?
I'd argue with you on that, but what's my opinion against so many?
;^)
63
posted on
02/03/2006 10:07:11 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: dixiechick2000
Honey, I'm TIRED of the same old thing for breakfast!
Signed,
I, ROBOT
64
posted on
02/03/2006 10:08:11 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
To: Blurblogger
Quit your complaining!
You'll eat what you are given, and you will enjoy it, too!
Now...here's dessert!
They are lug nuts in oil. ;o)
66
posted on
02/03/2006 10:18:19 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: dixiechick2000
Pardon me while I bolt from the table....
67
posted on
02/03/2006 10:26:56 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
68
posted on
02/03/2006 10:28:16 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
To: Lead Moderator
Mods,
Considering the spirit of the thread, it would be fun to know who keyword spammed IMAMORAN, misspelling MORON!
LOL
69
posted on
02/03/2006 10:32:57 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Need a few Zotz?
70
posted on
02/03/2006 11:00:35 PM PST
by
LayoutGuru2
(Know the difference between honoring diversity and honoring perversity? No? You must be a liberal!)
To: snarks_when_bored
Can you beam me there?
mc
BOT, try the plug and switchy thing.
71
posted on
02/04/2006 4:22:37 AM PST
by
mcshot
(Rusty but trusty or vice versa.)
To: Blurblogger
72
posted on
02/04/2006 5:00:22 AM PST
by
pissant
To: Blurblogger
Need a new beeber?
73
posted on
02/04/2006 6:25:22 AM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: al baby
Doing good! How are things with you?
74
posted on
02/04/2006 7:56:56 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Knitting A Conundrum; Blurblogger
Two words: WD 40! *Blurblogger squirts WD 40 into the zot button*
75
posted on
02/04/2006 11:43:15 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: PatrickHenry
eh? the4 mods have fun with the title on this one?
76
posted on
02/05/2006 10:35:03 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Admin Moderator
Seriously, who the hell thinks up these stupid titles?
77
posted on
02/05/2006 10:57:23 AM PST
by
ShadowDancer
(I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
To: Blurblogger
Did you take it to the customes agents in Tiajunna?
78
posted on
02/10/2006 3:23:30 PM PST
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Ah! You've got one of those brand new 2006 models!
I gotta get me one of those--I jury-rigged mine, LOL...
79
posted on
02/10/2006 3:25:45 PM PST
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
To: darkwing104
Too much zotting will make you go blind...Didn't your momma warn you not to Zot that often?
80
posted on
02/11/2006 11:07:56 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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