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VP Cheney Bites Off Clinton's Finger
The New York Slimes ^ | Friday 4:35PM Feb 24, 2006 | Bender2

Posted on 02/24/2006 2:38:23 PM PST by Bender2

Newest Edition of The New York Slimes


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1 posted on 02/24/2006 2:38:26 PM PST by Bender2
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To: Allegra; beachn4fun; tomkow6; Echo Talon; pax_et_bonum; beyond the sea; Recovering Hermit; ...
I knew something explosive would happen when Dick and Bill ran into each other...
2 posted on 02/24/2006 2:39:19 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

Thank God he didn't pull it.


3 posted on 02/24/2006 2:39:37 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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Now... That would be explosive!
4 posted on 02/24/2006 2:41:27 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

Oh my....how is Bubba gonna operate with no dinger?


5 posted on 02/24/2006 2:42:32 PM PST by evad
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To: evad

Looks like the musical will not open as scheduled!

6 posted on 02/24/2006 2:45:27 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

LOL...great command post!


7 posted on 02/24/2006 2:50:40 PM PST by evad
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To: Bender2
"Sen. Clinton At Bedside of Husband"

Who'd she call to get directions?

8 posted on 02/24/2006 2:52:34 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (No respect for conservatives? That's free speech. No respect for liberals? That's hate speech.)
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To: evad
We all have our duty to preform...
9 posted on 02/24/2006 2:53:14 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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Dark! It is over... Get a grip! Besides, I'm Ted's bitch now...
10 posted on 02/24/2006 2:56:22 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Bender2

excellent....excellent


11 posted on 02/24/2006 2:57:24 PM PST by tje
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To: Bender2
LOL!

I know I can win Nancy back--even now I am grabbing the skin on the back of my head with a pair of pliers and pulling.

12 posted on 02/24/2006 2:57:36 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (No respect for conservatives? That's free speech. No respect for liberals? That's hate speech.)
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To: Bender2

Don't put that finger in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!


13 posted on 02/24/2006 2:58:21 PM PST by najida (Me arguing for logic and against emotion is like Mother Teresa becoming a pole dancer.)
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I am humbled at your praise...

But next time, send cash! We are running low on beer...

14 posted on 02/24/2006 3:01:31 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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To: Darkwolf377
Sorry, Dark... As long as Teddy keeps me in such finery... Eat your heart out!
15 posted on 02/24/2006 3:06:50 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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16 posted on 02/24/2006 3:07:37 PM PST by Old Seadog (Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
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Dick Cheney Is out of Control!

This Has Got To Stop!

IMPEACH CLINTON NOW!

17 posted on 02/24/2006 3:08:08 PM PST by smoothsailing
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Remove me from your ping list.

(just kidding!)

Man, I give up, retract that Pelosi comment I made, my eyes can't take stuff like that.

I surrender! Oh, and I love Angelina Jolie. How about we post her pic everytime Pelosi is mentioned, kinda like posting Catherine Zeta-Jones every time MoDo comes up?

Come on, man, I'm eatin' dinner in a minute, show some mercy.

18 posted on 02/24/2006 3:08:39 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (No respect for conservatives? That's free speech. No respect for liberals? That's hate speech.)
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To: Bender2
Difficult telling 'em apart these days...

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19 posted on 02/24/2006 3:10:10 PM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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Re: Don't put that finger in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!

Yes, I know I was running a risk... But Bill Clinton just ticks me off with his holier than thou attitude!

20 posted on 02/24/2006 3:10:45 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)
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