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Woman caught horsing around with stallion
Herald Sun ^ | 30 November 2006

Posted on 11/29/2006 8:35:56 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

A WOMAN has been charged with bestiality after she was allegedly caught naked in a paddock having sex with a horse.

Officers allegedly found the 35-year-old woman commiting an indecent act with the horse when they were called to a field in Lismore, north of Sydney.

"The woman was arrested and charged with bestiality and behaving in an offensive manner,'' a New South Wales police spokesman said.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Agriculture; Hobbies; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: easybigfella; hilf; horse; horseplay; horsesex; horsingaround; jail; woman
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Just ocassionally, words escape me...
1 posted on 11/29/2006 8:35:58 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

Not sure the keyword "hobbies" actually applies here.


2 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:17 PM PST by pinkpanther111
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To: Aussie Dasher

She's going to have to pony up a pretty good fine.


3 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:25 PM PST by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Sick!


4 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:32 PM PST by tapatio
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To: Aussie Dasher

Well....Wilbur.....I was in the paddock alone and....


5 posted on 11/29/2006 8:39:12 PM PST by isthisnickcool (If you can't light a fire in the vacuum of space what's the deal with the Sun?)
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To: tapatio

bump with no comment.


6 posted on 11/29/2006 8:40:14 PM PST by Ciexyz (Satisfied owner of a 2007 Toyota Corolla.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Was the horse at least 18?


7 posted on 11/29/2006 8:40:26 PM PST by jdm
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To: isthisnickcool

Thank you!!!! I almost choked from laughter!


8 posted on 11/29/2006 8:41:04 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

So he was hung like...oh nevermind.


9 posted on 11/29/2006 8:41:25 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: pinkpanther111

Well, I hope it's not her job...


10 posted on 11/29/2006 8:41:42 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
If it was this horse, he probably didn't last long.


11 posted on 11/29/2006 8:42:26 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Why can't Republicans stand up to Democrats like they do to terrorists?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Wait, wait...let me guess...a certain crowd will insist that it's not a choice, but genetic...


12 posted on 11/29/2006 8:43:20 PM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: Aussie Dasher

All I can think of is the Ali G skit where he talked to animal rights activists about people "dating" animals. They told him the animals were being abused. He said no the horse was really happen about it, there was like a gallon of proof.


13 posted on 11/29/2006 8:43:37 PM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: pinkpanther111

I bet there are bars at Tijuana that want to hire her for the floor show.


14 posted on 11/29/2006 8:44:09 PM PST by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy!" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

LOL....me too.....


15 posted on 11/29/2006 8:44:32 PM PST by pinkpanther111
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To: Aussie Dasher
Dear PentStable,

You are never going to believe what happened to me....

16 posted on 11/29/2006 8:44:48 PM PST by txroadkill (how 'bout Dem Cowboys!!!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Did she teach horsemanship?


17 posted on 11/29/2006 8:45:08 PM PST by JennysCool
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To: Aussie Dasher
There once was a girl named Millie
whose idea of fun was silly
leave her alone
and she'll play with a bone
even if it's attached to a filly
18 posted on 11/29/2006 8:47:05 PM PST by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

This is acceptable in San Francisco.


19 posted on 11/29/2006 8:49:53 PM PST by LdSentinal
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To: Aussie Dasher
reminds me of an old story I heard from a cop friend:

Two cops were called for a domestic disturbance. Upon investigation, they came across a woman being "attacked" by a dog, in the back yard of a house. They shot the dog. The woman was furious. She was not being attacked.

I'm sure the story has made the rounds amongst police officers over the years.

20 posted on 11/29/2006 8:49:55 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Note: Sell Diebold Stock.................NOW!!)
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To: Aussie Dasher; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ..

"You never call me..."



21 posted on 11/29/2006 8:52:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
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To: Aussie Dasher

film at 11.


22 posted on 11/29/2006 8:54:16 PM PST by Lokibob (Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

It's a lot better than that guy in Minnesota who was -- er, ahem -- a dead deer.

People do weird stuff. Pretty sad, really.


23 posted on 11/29/2006 8:54:25 PM PST by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Strange goings on Down Under.


24 posted on 11/29/2006 8:55:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (So to speak.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, don't blame us! Bet she is a New Zealander!!!!


25 posted on 11/29/2006 8:56:51 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: cripplecreek
She's going to have to pony up a pretty good fine.

Let's hope she doesn't have a pretty fine pony.

26 posted on 11/29/2006 8:58:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Giddyup!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
"..behaving in an offensive manner,''

Oh come on…. The horse wanted it! They all do!

The real question is, “Was she HOT???

Back in what I was a horse, I have given anything to....

27 posted on 11/29/2006 9:16:16 PM PST by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
(Adult content...hide the kids...)

 

A limerick for alphabetically inclined do-it-yourselfers...

A lovely young lass from Nantucket
Was feeding her horse from a bucket.
When she looked past his eyes
And saw his surprise,
She swooned and said, "I'd better _uck it."

28 posted on 11/29/2006 9:19:16 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: Aussie Dasher

Boy, the keywords just say it all: Horse. Woman. Jail!


29 posted on 11/29/2006 9:21:01 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Xenalyte

ping


30 posted on 11/29/2006 9:21:26 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: jdm
Was the horse at least 18?

Doesn't matter(horses mature early), as long as it was consensual. Ask Peter Singer the einstein philosopher-king at princeton. He can explain everything

31 posted on 11/29/2006 9:22:46 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro


In other news...

32 posted on 11/29/2006 9:45:20 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I've seen my neighbor's miniature horse stallion and uh ... wow.

[Gump] And that's all I got to say about that. [/Gump]

33 posted on 11/29/2006 9:56:47 PM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Where's Pamela Anderson these days?


34 posted on 11/29/2006 9:58:42 PM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Was she German, Dutch, Swedish or Norwegian? Many of them seem to be going to the animal sex bordellos. Had she been in Denmark or Norway she could have legally had sex with animals as neither has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer. This just freaks me out, why would anyone want to have sex with animals?


35 posted on 11/29/2006 10:08:40 PM PST by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance and dilligaf?)
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To: Titan Magroyne
I've seen my neighbor's miniature horse stallion and uh ... wow.

"He's going to be very popular."

36 posted on 11/29/2006 10:14:10 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
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To: sully777

I didn't know a DeLorean had that kind of pickup.


37 posted on 11/29/2006 10:15:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
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To: The Old Hoosier
It's a lot better than that guy in Minnesota who was -- er, ahem -- a dead deer.

People do weird stuff. Pretty sad, really.

We recently had a bizarre happening in a nearby community.

A wife came out onto the porch to discover her husband having sex with their pitbull. She took a picture of the incident with her camera phone and she called the authorities. Her husband has been charged. First off I can't imagine this incident and then his name was in the paper and now everyone knows. What an embarassment not only for himself, but for the family.

38 posted on 11/29/2006 10:24:56 PM PST by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
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To: Slings and Arrows

85 mph is all you need, my friend.


39 posted on 11/29/2006 10:25:54 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: donmeaker

"I bet there are bars at Tijuana that want to hire her for the floor show."




"New Year's Day" -- Charlie Robison

I woke up early Sunday mornin'
Had myself a piece of toast
Had 50 dollars in my pocket
Gonna chase myself a ghost

Went down Camino Espinoza
Gonna get me a divorce
Gonna split with all my money
See that girl who loves a horse

It's New Year's Day here on the border
And it's always been this way
I never do the things I oughta
Think I'll stay its New Year's Day...


40 posted on 11/29/2006 10:33:37 PM PST by decal (We're all in the same boat - start bailing!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
"It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature"...


41 posted on 11/29/2006 11:05:48 PM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: decal; Slings and Arrows; MotleyGirl70; martin_fierro; Aussie Dasher

Here's one of my favorite songs, I've got the MP3 too...

QUAALUDES AGAIN
(Written by Shel Silverstein)
Shel Silverstein & Bobby Dare


She falls through the doorway,
Rolls down the hall.
She bounces off the sofa,
And walks into the wall.
It's easy to see that she buckles and bends.
She's doin' quaaludes again.

Quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.
If you've got aurora,
You know for shorra
She's your friend.

She's doin' quaaludes again.

(guitar music)

She fumbles and stumbles
And falls down the stairs,
Makes love to the leg of the diningroom chair.
She's ready for animals, women or men.

She's doin' quaaludes again.

Quaaludes again.
Again.
Again.
Quaaludes again.

If you've got a lemon, a dog and three women,
Then she's your friend.

She's doing quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.

(Dialogue between man and woman with riff in the background:)

He: Baby, you've been doing quaaludes again. Well, then who?
She: No. Not me. I don't have any quaaludes.
He: You don't have 'em cuz you took em all already.
She: No.
He: You had six.
She: Nooo...
He: You had six yesterday, right? In your purse?
She: No...
He: How many you got now? Where'd they go?
She: No. I don't have ANY.
He: That's what I mean.
She: No...
He: Where'd they go? What'd you take?
She: I didn't take anything. I just had a small... a small headache.
He: So what did you take? What did you take for a headache?
She: No... Maybe an aspirin.
He: That's the biggest damned aspirin I've ever seen! You did... You
keep... Don't keep pullin at me! Don't do that! Don't do that!
C'mon... you're bumpin' into the furniture.
She: It hurts!
He: What?! I didn't mooove ANYTHING around!
She: (moaning)
He: You had FIVE quaaludes in your purse yesterday. You have none
today!
She: I gave them away.
He: You gave away what? You gave EVERYTHING away!
She: I gave it to all my friends.
He: Yeah. How much time did you see your friends?
She: Wellll...
He: You were supposed to see them for five minutes?
She: Well... Don't you know how it is?
He: I DON'T know how it is.
She: Nooo...
He: I know you're doin 'ludes, and you said... you said that the
next time you get them I should take them away and flush them down
the toilet.
She: Noooo...
He: Didn't you say that?
She: NO....noooooo...
He: DON'T keep pullin' me to the damn bed! I don't want an old...
I'm tellin you... You are turnin' me OFF!
(fading away)
He: Now let me tell you... Will you keep your eyes open! Get up!


42 posted on 11/30/2006 1:40:28 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Well, they wanted to be just like the Dems. Now, they're just like the Dems.)
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To: Aussie Dasher; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
No Mr ED there...
43 posted on 11/30/2006 5:24:32 AM PST by mikrofon (Why is that horse smiling?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Monkey Face

Ms Earle "Gone to the Dogs" redux?


44 posted on 11/30/2006 5:40:17 AM PST by Darksheare (In the beginning was a gate. And the gate was GOOD. Now to this gate came a BUNNY with a BIG WRENCH.)
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To: motormouth

Ping. Hmmm, can you say Madonna.


45 posted on 11/30/2006 5:53:47 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: JimWforBush
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
46 posted on 11/30/2006 6:17:22 AM PST by motormouth (Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
There are some articles I wish I had never read. "I say, i say, that jus ain't right, boy!"


47 posted on 11/30/2006 6:31:06 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance ( <h2>SAY NO TO RUDY! I know how to spell, I just type like s#it.)
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To: Xenalyte

Nothing to see her people (er, here), just move on.


48 posted on 11/30/2006 6:34:13 AM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Darksheare

I'm thinking, "Why is he pinging me to this again? Didn't we archive it for later 'work?'"

LOL!

Some people will do anything for a laugh!

:ohick:


49 posted on 11/30/2006 8:33:36 AM PST by Monkey Face (Proud G-Ma of a US Army Ranger In Training!)
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To: Monkey Face

It would be a hoot if it was that 'early girl' again.
But it's not.
*Sigh*

So it'd be an entirely new epic.


50 posted on 11/30/2006 8:50:53 AM PST by Darksheare (In the beginning was a gate. And the gate was GOOD. Now to this gate came a BUNNY with a BIG WRENCH.)
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