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Private conversations with moderators (vanity)

Posted on 12/15/2007 12:21:31 AM PST by Kurt Evans

Is there a standard procedure here for having a private conversation with a moderator?


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1 posted on 12/15/2007 12:21:32 AM PST by Kurt Evans
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To: Kurt Evans

Call 1-900-MODERATOR. Only $7.95 per minute. Call now, moderators are standing by.


2 posted on 12/15/2007 12:23:40 AM PST by HAL9000 (Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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To: Kurt Evans

3 posted on 12/15/2007 12:24:26 AM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Kurt Evans

Yes, just post it right here. We won’t read it, honest!


4 posted on 12/15/2007 12:26:07 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Fred's the only one I can get at all enthusiastic about.)
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To: Kurt Evans

You can trust that I'll never tell anybody, anything I read

5 posted on 12/15/2007 12:32:32 AM PST by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: hole_n_one

LOL!

I miss that show. Are those episodes on DVD?


6 posted on 12/15/2007 12:41:35 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Kurt Evans

You’ve been registered here since 2004 and are unaware of the Abuse button?


7 posted on 12/15/2007 12:42:04 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Kurt Evans; Brad's Gramma; Lady Jag; bd476; Tijeras_Slim; pookie18; Fiddlstix; Lead Moderator

One never initiates such things. The Mods deign, if they desire, should they have time between goblets of mead and games of Solitaire.

Those contacted usually have been involved in Freepathons for some time. During such, one should be in a veritable frenzy of donations and urging others to do so, much as a rain dance.

No chanting or bloodletting is necessary, however. We’re all Conservatives here....


8 posted on 12/15/2007 12:55:57 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Admin Moderator

I want to report post#7 for abuse


9 posted on 12/15/2007 12:58:38 AM PST by woofie
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To: woofie

Ok. Wait a sec while I get a pen and some paper to jot down some notes...


10 posted on 12/15/2007 1:03:05 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: HAL9000; Lead Moderator

Who gave you our private # ?


11 posted on 12/15/2007 1:04:57 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

NOT I!


12 posted on 12/15/2007 1:09:23 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
"I think that reporting yourself for abuse
is part of moderated web discussions,
and perhaps it should be taught."

13 posted on 12/15/2007 1:10:18 AM PST by Hoplite
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To: Admin Moderator

I saw it on that TV commercial - Moderators Gone Wild.


14 posted on 12/15/2007 1:14:53 AM PST by HAL9000 (Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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To: Lead Moderator

Aha I see. Right. Who then?


15 posted on 12/15/2007 1:17:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: HAL9000

Shhhhh! Ix-nay on the Ommercial-cay!


16 posted on 12/15/2007 1:19:20 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: HAL9000

17 posted on 12/15/2007 1:21:40 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Hoplite

“If I could make any changes at all to the current posting system, you know I would start with education, education, education. You can’t educate people that are not posting. But you certainly can’t keep them posting if they’re not educated.”


18 posted on 12/15/2007 1:22:25 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Hoplite

No? How about this?

“When you’re dancing with a bear we all know you can’t get tired and sit down. You have to wait until the bear gets tired, and then, you sit down.”


19 posted on 12/15/2007 1:37:24 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator; Sidebar Moderator

Must be a mole. A Sidebar Mod?


20 posted on 12/15/2007 1:38:11 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: Lead Moderator

Lead Moderator?

Do we also have a Copper Moderator, or a Tin Moderator??

Jus’ askin’....


21 posted on 12/15/2007 1:41:42 AM PST by Uncle Ike (We has met the enemy, and he is us........)
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To: Admin Moderator
I can see how folks get confused about clicking the "abuse" button when they just want to ask a simple question, or maybe they're just lonely and want to chat privately with a moderator, ask for some advice about their problems, etc.

So here is a suggestion for a new button under each message -

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22 posted on 12/15/2007 1:46:19 AM PST by HAL9000 (Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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To: Lead Moderator; Sidebar Moderator

Mole? Are we talking Avogadro’s number, the four legged variety or Le Carré’s kind?


23 posted on 12/15/2007 1:48:13 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Uncle Ike

No, there are only two classes of Mods. Lead and unleaded. ;)


24 posted on 12/15/2007 1:48:55 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
Teacher/Moderator/Edjucamator?

25 posted on 12/15/2007 1:49:20 AM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Kurt Evans

Posting in an epic thread


26 posted on 12/15/2007 1:49:23 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: HAL9000

LOL


27 posted on 12/15/2007 1:49:33 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

Go ahead and laugh. Check out this pic. Got it via my handy Lead Mod spy cam. http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/graphics/mole.jpg


28 posted on 12/15/2007 1:55:07 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

“No chanting or bloodletting is necessary, however. We’re all Conservatives here....”

Or are we???? Muhahahaahaaahaaa (evil laughter)

You know, come to think of it, you can always holler “VOTE FOR HILLARY” really loud, I think you’d get plenty of attention from the Moderators then; including your fellow Freepers to be sure.


29 posted on 12/15/2007 1:57:33 AM PST by a_chronic_whiner (FRED 08)
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To: HAL9000

A new button..... LOL!!!

I would push it, then when the mods responded, I would reply back, “sorry, wrong button”.


30 posted on 12/15/2007 1:57:56 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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To: a_chronic_whiner

“you can always holler “VOTE FOR HILLARY” really loud”

That comes under the ABUSE button clause.


31 posted on 12/15/2007 1:59:42 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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To: Lead Moderator

Ya got me fair and square...but wait, I can explain.....


32 posted on 12/15/2007 2:00:15 AM PST by Uriah_lost ("I don't apologize for the United States of America," -Fred D Thompson)
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To: Uriah_lost

;)


33 posted on 12/15/2007 2:00:51 AM PST by Lead Moderator
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To: a_chronic_whiner

” I think you’d get plenty of attention from the Moderators then “

Now that you mention it, we haven’t had a good “play with a Troll” thread for a while —

Is it possible we’ve over-hunted them, and Trolls are now an endagered species??


34 posted on 12/15/2007 2:01:15 AM PST by Uncle Ike (We has met the enemy, and he is us........)
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To: Admin Moderator

Just be careful hitting the abuse button. I hit it once and the moderator proceeded to post my comments in the forum. Or at least the general idea of it.


35 posted on 12/15/2007 2:04:29 AM PST by bluefish (I'm Hillaryphobing...)
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To: HAL9000; Lead Moderator
Excellent idea HAL9000. Ever since you returned from your adventure in space a few years back, your ideas have been most helpful.

How thoughtful of you to volunteer your time to implement your brilliant new idea. [Private Chat With HAL9000]

We are most grateful. Thank you.

37 posted on 12/15/2007 2:05:53 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: UCANSEE2

lol, man that’s cold


38 posted on 12/15/2007 2:07:57 AM PST by a_chronic_whiner (FRED 08)
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To: Lead Moderator

LOL!


39 posted on 12/15/2007 2:09:41 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Choose Ye This Day
"Get Smart" on DVD

They are only sold right now (season 1) on those "call 1-800-xxx-yyyy" television ads.

Keep your eyes out for used copies showing up on amazon, but don't buy them until after I do.

:-)
40 posted on 12/15/2007 2:12:40 AM PST by cgbg (Nada non nyet--nanny amnesty Huckabee.)
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To: HAL9000

So what is that like a crew of smiley face Icons jumping up and down passing the popcorn.


41 posted on 12/15/2007 2:19:05 AM PST by Global2010 ( I yell Go Hunter and my Lab runs to the door. Dang.)
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To: HAL9000
or maybe they're just lonely and want to chat privately with a moderator, ask for some advice about their problems, etc.

heck, let's ask for a lapdance

42 posted on 12/15/2007 2:21:10 AM PST by 1000 silverlings (Everything that deceives also enchants: Plato)
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To: hole_n_one; Lead Moderator

Does Lead Moderator know that you have that photo? Lead Moderator’s super secret spy camera detector must not have been working that day.


43 posted on 12/15/2007 2:21:57 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
[Private Chat With HAL9000]

Thanks, I'll get busy on a perl script to copy them back to ya.

By the way, I think the next election will determine the fate of the moderators.

If Hillary Clinton wins, the moderators will be outsourced to India.

If John Edwards wins, the moderators will be sued for cruel and unusual zotting.

If Huckabee wins, the moderators will get paroled.

If Romney wins, the moderators will be replaced with androids.

If Giuliani wins, the moderators will rounded up and sent to a re-education camp.

If Fred Thompson wins, the status quo will be preserved.

44 posted on 12/15/2007 2:27:28 AM PST by HAL9000 (Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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To: Kurt Evans
Mods having a private conversation:


45 posted on 12/15/2007 2:34:00 AM PST by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: HAL9000
LOL!

Thanks, I'll get busy on a perl script to copy them back to ya.

"All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock."

By the way, I think the next election will determine the fate of the moderators.

"Unfortunately that sounds a little like famous last words."

"Still it was HAL9000's idea to carry out the election analysis experiment. Should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence."

46 posted on 12/15/2007 2:48:37 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Westlander

Definitely NOT GUILTY!!!


47 posted on 12/15/2007 2:52:13 AM PST by tort_feasor (FreeRepublic.com - Tommorrow's News, Today)
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To: Manic_Episode

LOL! Naaw, OUR mods are MUCH better looking than that..

(aren’t they?)


48 posted on 12/15/2007 3:05:25 AM PST by prairiebreeze (I am unapologetically celebrating CHRISTMAS!!)
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To: Lead Moderator; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..



49 posted on 12/15/2007 3:06:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: bluefish; Admin Moderator
Just be careful hitting the abuse button. I hit it once and the moderator proceeded to post my comments in the forum. Or at least the general idea of it.

Moral: Never use the Moderator as your sex counselor.

50 posted on 12/15/2007 3:11:09 AM PST by Erasmus (My simplifying explanation had the disconcerting side effect of making the subject incomprehensible.)
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