Posted on 12/15/2007 12:21:31 AM PST by Kurt Evans
Is there a standard procedure here for having a private conversation with a moderator?
Call 1-900-MODERATOR. Only $7.95 per minute. Call now, moderators are standing by.
Yes, just post it right here. We won’t read it, honest!
You can trust that I'll never tell anybody, anything I read
LOL!
I miss that show. Are those episodes on DVD?
You’ve been registered here since 2004 and are unaware of the Abuse button?
One never initiates such things. The Mods deign, if they desire, should they have time between goblets of mead and games of Solitaire.
Those contacted usually have been involved in Freepathons for some time. During such, one should be in a veritable frenzy of donations and urging others to do so, much as a rain dance.
No chanting or bloodletting is necessary, however. We’re all Conservatives here....
I want to report post#7 for abuse
Ok. Wait a sec while I get a pen and some paper to jot down some notes...
Who gave you our private # ?
NOT I!
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| "I think that reporting yourself for abuse is part of moderated web discussions, and perhaps it should be taught." |
I saw it on that TV commercial - Moderators Gone Wild.
Aha I see. Right. Who then?
Shhhhh! Ix-nay on the Ommercial-cay!
“If I could make any changes at all to the current posting system, you know I would start with education, education, education. You can’t educate people that are not posting. But you certainly can’t keep them posting if they’re not educated.”
No? How about this?
“When you’re dancing with a bear we all know you can’t get tired and sit down. You have to wait until the bear gets tired, and then, you sit down.”
Must be a mole. A Sidebar Mod?
Lead Moderator?
Do we also have a Copper Moderator, or a Tin Moderator??
Jus’ askin’....
So here is a suggestion for a new button under each message -
Mole? Are we talking Avogadro’s number, the four legged variety or Le Carré’s kind?
No, there are only two classes of Mods. Lead and unleaded. ;)
Posting in an epic thread
LOL
Go ahead and laugh. Check out this pic. Got it via my handy Lead Mod spy cam. http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/graphics/mole.jpg
“No chanting or bloodletting is necessary, however. We’re all Conservatives here....”
Or are we???? Muhahahaahaaahaaa (evil laughter)
You know, come to think of it, you can always holler “VOTE FOR HILLARY” really loud, I think you’d get plenty of attention from the Moderators then; including your fellow Freepers to be sure.
A new button..... LOL!!!
I would push it, then when the mods responded, I would reply back, “sorry, wrong button”.
“you can always holler “VOTE FOR HILLARY” really loud”
That comes under the ABUSE button clause.
Ya got me fair and square...but wait, I can explain.....
;)
” I think you’d get plenty of attention from the Moderators then “
Now that you mention it, we haven’t had a good “play with a Troll” thread for a while —
Is it possible we’ve over-hunted them, and Trolls are now an endagered species??
Just be careful hitting the abuse button. I hit it once and the moderator proceeded to post my comments in the forum. Or at least the general idea of it.
How thoughtful of you to volunteer your time to implement your brilliant new idea. [Private Chat With HAL9000]
We are most grateful. Thank you.
lol, man that’s cold
LOL!
So what is that like a crew of smiley face Icons jumping up and down passing the popcorn.
heck, let's ask for a lapdance
Does Lead Moderator know that you have that photo? Lead Moderator’s super secret spy camera detector must not have been working that day.
Thanks, I'll get busy on a perl script to copy them back to ya.
By the way, I think the next election will determine the fate of the moderators.
If Hillary Clinton wins, the moderators will be outsourced to India.
If John Edwards wins, the moderators will be sued for cruel and unusual zotting.
If Huckabee wins, the moderators will get paroled.
If Romney wins, the moderators will be replaced with androids.
If Giuliani wins, the moderators will rounded up and sent to a re-education camp.
If Fred Thompson wins, the status quo will be preserved.
Thanks, I'll get busy on a perl script to copy them back to ya.
"All right, HAL; I'll go in through the emergency airlock."
By the way, I think the next election will determine the fate of the moderators.
"Unfortunately that sounds a little like famous last words."
"Still it was HAL9000's idea to carry out the election analysis experiment. Should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence."
Definitely NOT GUILTY!!!
LOL! Naaw, OUR mods are MUCH better looking than that..
(aren’t they?)
Moral: Never use the Moderator as your sex counselor.
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