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Commission Considers Manatee Hunt
The daily Redundancy ^ | December 15, 2007 | Not attributed

Posted on 12/15/2007 12:55:38 PM PST by Graybeard58

TALAHASSEE, FL - The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission has delayed voting on removing the manatee from the endangered species list until it reviews classification criteria. According to field data, the animal's population has recovered to the point where the species no longer faces the risk of imminent extinction. The Commission will discuss options, including limited hunting, in an effort to control the manatee's protected status.

"It's a real catch-22." said Jeremy Keller, Commission Board Member. "We've spent so many years protecting this animal - it may seem strange that we are talking about hunting them. But if we lose the control we have under the protective status, things could be worse."

Officials say the limited hunt would be licensed with steep fees to fund further conservation efforts, and may spur new business. "Alligator skins have become very popular in the boot-making industry, manatee skins may spark a new trend." said Keller. "Manatee steaks may turn out to be quite tasty, and become a delicacy as well." he added.

Some outdoor enthusiasts doubt that a manatee hunt will draw enough hunters interested enough to pay an exorbitant fee. "I don't see where there would be much sport in it." said Billy Seward, owner of The Buck Stops Here outdoor supply warehouse. "It couldn't put up much of a chase - it'd be like hunting a cow. But I suppose some boaters might sign up for a little payback, those things have ruined thousands of perfectly good outboard motors over the years."


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1 posted on 12/15/2007 12:55:40 PM PST by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58

Oh, the huge manatee!!


2 posted on 12/15/2007 1:07:24 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Your "dirt" on Fred is about as persuasive as a Nancy Pelosi Veteran's Day Speech)
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To: Graybeard58
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3 posted on 12/15/2007 1:08:00 PM PST by digger48
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To: Graybeard58

I’ll have the Filet of Manatee with a sideorder of Whooping Crane Fritters.


4 posted on 12/15/2007 1:12:44 PM PST by Lexington Green (Not one dime to Hollywood traitors)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Your attention urgently required.


5 posted on 12/15/2007 1:15:36 PM PST by DugwayDuke (Ron Paul - building a bridge to the 19th century.)
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6 posted on 12/15/2007 1:33:06 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: Graybeard58
Hmmmm, Manatee Steak.

I’d give it a try. Nicely grilled, little salt and pepper with a loaded baked potato on the side. Yum, Yum.

7 posted on 12/15/2007 2:03:23 PM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: Graybeard58

Who would want to hunt a Manatee?

Might as well hunt Panda or Koala Bears too.


8 posted on 12/15/2007 2:56:20 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (Roses are reddish-Violets are bluish-If it weren’t for Christmas-We’d all be Jewish.©®™)
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9 posted on 12/15/2007 6:08:39 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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To: Graybeard58
"Manatee steaks may turn out to be quite tasty"

Would have thought it taste like chicken.

10 posted on 12/18/2007 1:09:31 AM PST by ricks_place
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