You forgot someone must post
So those who have eaten can toss it
Posted on 12/26/2007 8:08:46 AM PST by Graybeard58
It seems to me that we are getting a lot of new members and the following may be helpful to them.
Live in a solid "red" state and when anybody complains about some asinine law in their blue state, tell them to "just move from there". The simplistic solution is always the best one. Refer to California as Californicate or Kalifornia. The people's republic of (insert state name here) is always good.
When an article appears about something negative happening in public schools, proudly proclaim that all your kids are home schooled and geniuses to boot. Extra points if you also state "Publik educashun suks" extra, extra points if you put "home school" in caps and add a few exclamination points.
Any article posted about guns being used in a crime, be sure to ask what caliber gun was used and berate the author for leaving out that very relevant fact. If the good guy shot at the bad guy and missed, tell everybody that he needs more range time. Helpful also to mention what an excellent marksman you are. Post a picture of one of your guns for extra points.
When an article about those deceptive credit card companies is posted, post a reply stating one of the following, "I don't have a credit card and never will", or "I have credit cards but pay all balances if full every month", extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter. If you can squeeze it in there, also let folks know that you don't own a television set anymore and haven't since 1967. If you can't get that in, you'll just have to wait for a thread about the MSM to post it. Don't even hint at the fact that most articles posted here are from the MSM.
A "noob" or "Newbie" is a member who has been here one day less than you have, an old timer has been here at least one day longer. Noobs opinions don't mean very much because they all started forming their political philosophies the day they signed up here.
Become adept at using these terms, Noobie, troll, DUer, idiot, bigot, moron (preferred spelling - "maroon"), IBTZ etc.
Join one or more of the following as soon as possible, Spelling police, grammar police, thread police. Extra points if you join all three
I'm not fully coffeed up yet,am I logged in? Any helpful suggestions or additions are welcome.
Well, I give you much credit, but in fact I was participating in the old altavista boards since around 1965.
I’m inclined to think of a NOOB as somebody here a year or less.
I generally give them wide latitude, EXCEPT when they personally attack a veteran Freeper.
(BTW, you missed a rule:
Anybody posting Helen Thompson pics will be shot on sight, no matter what their signup date is!!)
And please, I beg you, do away with the “Bushes fault” stuff!
Old. Unimaginative. Just plain worn out.
Strategry-icals:
Did someone get a lump of coal in their stocking?
You just guaranteed that one will be posted.
Mooses biting sisters, hughes, series, cheese &
ALL YOUR POSTS* ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!
Cowbell
this thread needs more Cowbell!!
You forgot someone must post
So those who have eaten can toss it
I B T Z !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/hides from djf
Anytime somebody posts it, I just right click and select “BLOCK IMAGES FROM...”
But people keep finding her pics.
She keeps showing up.
Like an old BAD girlfriend... it’s never pleasant!
Maureen Dowd related threads require many Catherine Zeta Jones pictures.
Gonna be alot of Freepers having their Tenth this year.
We should start a Diamond Anniversary thread.
Time for me to STFU for a while.
ping
Wow, you were here 20 years before Jim Robinson!
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