Before I die, I want to.....

FreeRepublic ^ | 08/24/08 | hacksaw

[Hacksaw]

There was a thread like this on another forum, and it was kinda fun. People were listing the things they would like to have accomplished in their lives, and there were some pretty neat ideas. Try to stay away from thinks like "Having sex with ten Chinese women" (cause after all, who doesn't want to do that).

[quintr]

1. Write a book combining spirituality and how it brings more joy to saddened lives and then donate 90% of the profits back to churches

2. Landscape my yard, mostly with flowers

3. Do all I can to build God’s Kingdom

— Jane

[Cymbaline]

One day, before I die, I’d like to be able to play a Dream Theater song all the way through on guitar.

[PleaseNoMore]

I pray your desire is fulfilled, and you see and hear your grandson do these things again.

[auboy]

1. Learn fluent Spanish. (be prepared)

2. Raise my own broccoli and cauliflower. (may need cooler climate)

3. Learn to not sweat the little things in life.

4. Visit Italy and Spain.

5. Raise at least another dog or three.

[Doogle]

play a guitar solo with Skynard (like Rossington) in Call Me the Breeze

[Hildy]

We’d love to have ya!!!

[Roccus]

"Sh•t on Rapist42’s grave..."

Mr too.....but I'm afraid the line will be so long I'll die before it's my turn.

[Jack Hammer]

Discover the formula for the Elixir of Immortality.

[Roccus]

Mr - s/b - Me

[garyhope]

Excuse me, I could be wrong, but I believe that those are Carolina Chickadees. They are very small birds. Lots of fun, unafraid and always busy.

Perhaps you should have put up Tufted Titmouse photos.

[Petronski]

BBC thinks they’re tits.

[Islander7]

"...You all are making that Machu Picchu sound pretty interesting. Directions, please..."

It is amazing ruin high in the Andes.

Machu Picchu

[LiberConservative]

Just one: Go to outer space. Orbit the earth once. Take lots of pictures and movies. Come home.

[ken21]

funny you mention that

because i went to get a massage

and that’s what happened!

[rabscuttle385]

Roundhouse kick Nancy Pelosi in the head

Before or after Chuck Norris does just that?

[Flycatcher]

Yes, they're in the same family as the Carolina chickadee, but they are indeed great tits from Eurasia.

We are talking about birds, right?

[mrs. a]

1.) Breed the perfect alpaca.

2.) Get rid of all the thistles in my pastures. I love the Scots but G*d d*mn their thistles.

3.) Apologize for my sister for telling her four-year-old son that he was a zombie and needed to eat fresh brains to live.

4.) Apologize to the priest for telling him that during Mass.

[chuckles]

1. Be raptured.

2. Be wherever Jesus is.

I'm having alot of trouble liking anything down here anymore. I am an alien in a strange land.

[loungitude]

1)Live modestly, not having to work.
2)Bring meaningful value to the good people of the world.

[BipolarBob]

I’m so unlucky, that even if I fell into a barrel full of titties I’d come out sucking my thumb.