Posted on 08/31/2008 5:41:01 PM PDT by Alouette
Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn't challenging enough
Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eys.
The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never inventea cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match bcause they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin
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Sarah can make a grizzly bear skin itself and lay it at her feet.. all of this with that wonderful smile of hers.
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines
Sarah Palin’s smile saves PUMAs
LOL!
Sarah Palin never went to a Madrassa.
Sarah Palin is so hot, she increased the recession of the Exit Glacier
Sarah’s living room couch is a polar bear she lets loose for the night before she goes to bed.
Sarah Palin will step on the Serpent’s head.. ooops getting biblical here.
Why are all the good ones taken? ::Sigh!::
Now, leave Carville out of this Palin thread............
Senator Biden wears Sarah Palen underwear.
Sarah Palin’s story is real, Joe Biden’s story is plagiarized.
Howwwwllling with laughter here ...
Sarah Palin is Algore’s Inconvenient Truth...
He knew something was causing warmer temperatures in the North, he just didnt know what, or who...
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