[egannacht]

Tired of Obama SCOTUS stuff read about Ananova VIAGRA stiff.

[xcamel]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2141561/posts

[Daffynition]

[egannacht]

[Grizzled Bear]

She swung a rolling pin at his offending limb, but he stepped out of range. The police charged her with a “missed-a-wiener.”

I wonder if the mods will let this post stand...

[Hot Tabasco]

his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

How stupid! The instructions specifically state to only call your physician if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours............

[TonyStark]

Will he have to do hard time?

[egannacht]

Giavonni Bustanutti

[usmcobra]

Let me guess “assault with a dead weapon”?

[SunkenCiv]

"He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

And her point is?

[uncbob]

Hell if you believe the ADs on TV half the woman in this country are oversexed and married to guys that can’t get it up

The stuff must sell or there wouldn’t be all those ADs

[BobS]

"Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences.""

Was he chasing her around the place?

I'd love to see what the cops wrote in their report about this 911 call:):) Or be a fly on the wall at the station:)

Cops need laughs too.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

I’ve heard they’re giving Viagra to little old men in nursing homes now, so that they don’t accidentally roll out of bed...

[keats5]

Wow, this thread is weird.

And before you all ask why I clicked on the link, it was because it said, “Viagra.”

I know. I'm ashamed. But you all did it, too.

[egannacht]

[dighton]

Sicilia, whaddayagonnado.

[roamer_1]

But what a way to go! :D

[ReignOfError]

The dispatcher warned the cops to be on the lookout for a hardened criminal.