Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan

WFTV ^ | Wednesday, December 31, 2008

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OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.

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[Crazieman]

Guilty!

[VRWC For Truth]

Guilty!

[GQuagmire]

ACK!

TINAPL ping Slings and Arrows

[lonestar]

Related to Plaxio????

[tbpiper]

I'm not sure there's enough evidence to convict.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

Note to kelley..it didn’t help..

[RGSpincich]

Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself.

Had she followed up with a few rounds to his chest instead of coming clean, we'd have another pristine self defense shooting.

[SIDENET]

GUILTY.

I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!

[Popman]

I would strongly suggest the next time she uses a frying pan to hit herself, she needs to try a bit harder

If you aren't drawing blood, you aren't swinging hard enough!!!

Her husband must be a moron not to drop her like a bad habit

[rickmichaels]

Egads!!! Hopefully she looks better afterwards. She can’t get much uglier.

[TASMANIANRED]

“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.

[Larry Lucido]

Is the pan okay?

[SIDENET]

LOL.

[csvset]

LOL. Sounds like a LooneyTune cartoon script.

[Mr. K]

Why is this newsworthy? Women are doing this all the time and GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

There are WEB SITES devoted to telling them how to do it and what to do afterwards (with catchy titles like “...so now he’s in jail- what next?)

I know for a fact it happened to me. My ex hit herself and called the cops. I was arrested on nothing more than her word.

Thank GOD i was IN MY ATTORNEY’s OFFICE at the time she claimed ithappened, so she was arrested for filing a false charge.

The DA initially refuse to do anything because he said it was just me “getting back at her”. I had to tell him only ONE of us committed an actual crime (filing false arrest) and I lost my house, my business, and my reputation in the commmunity being paraded in court in handcuffs.

He finally filed charges after I threatedn to file a ‘writ of mandamus’ (to compel them to do their job. Then after telling me they postponed her court date for two weeks, reconvened it the next week without my knowlege and gave her a 6 months ACD - in other workds they did NOTHING if she was nice for 6 months then charges would be DROPPPED.

I dont know why this is not a FELONY to make someone go to jail falsely and cost 10’s of thousands of dollars.

[tet68]

“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.

Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”

[Slings and Arrows]

Let her hit herself a few more times - it could only be an improvement.

[clamper1797]

Are you sure she didn’t beat herself with an ugly stick ?

[webschooner]

Bubba Klingtong: “I’d hit it!”

[Lazamataz]

Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”

[Lazamataz]

Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”

[hunter112]

Is the pan okay?

It was a little hot about the incident, but has since simmered down.

[Lazamataz]

Oh crap. Just saw the pic.

Can I unhit what's been hit?

[webschooner]

Just claim you were temporarily possessed, but you’re all good now, LOL.

[LiberConservative]

ROTFLMAO!! I once saw a spot on TV where security cameras caught folks beating themselves up so they could suit casinos, hotels, etc. But a frying pan?!

SNORT!

And BTW: GUILTY! She looks like she took a good beating to the face with a frying pan.

[dayglored]

>>> “I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!”

>> I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.

I think it just did.

> Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”

Maybe have two variants: "a frying pan" for seriously ugly, and "your frying pan" for over-the-top ugly.

[Daffynition]

My only experience is with Persian cats.....

[Farmer Dean]

Nope,once toy hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!

[Farmer Dean]

Nope,once you hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!

[Chode]

ain't that the truth... and some that'll NEVER let you forget it either.

[Bon mots]

OUCH! That's nasty!
What did she look like before her face caught fire and she put it out with a frying pan?

[dforest]

It would have been totally more effective if she had hit him over the head with a frying pan.

Less painful to her too.

[glock rocks]

Can I unhit what's been hit?

The internet is forever, Laz.

It was there... "I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!" in post 9... ya posted without reading the thread again, dintcha?

... sometimes you're the frying pan, sometimes you're the fire.

[Lazamataz]

The internet is forever, Laz.

You guys are awful.

[Brilliant]

You might suspect that some women would tell the cops that they did it to themselves in order to avoid their husband’s arrest. But either way, this lady needs a shrink at a minimum.

[glock rocks]

You guys are awful.

True.

[ViLaLuz]

How come her glasses didn’t break?

[ApplegateRanch]

Looks like she also smacked her chest.

[TASMANIANRED]

I second the motion.

Do we have a quorum to take a vote?

[martin_fierro]

A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.

Imagine the fun were Ocala actually in the Panhandle.

[mountn man]

Maybe you could beg the Mod to remove your post.

[Grizzled Bear]

Laz

I wouldn’t hit that with YOUR frying pan!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Chick’s got crazy eyes man!

[Riodacat]

The headline should have read "Woman arrested after hitting her estranged husband's spouse in the face with a frying pan". ;)

[factoryrat]

She should be charged with cruelty to a frying pan.

[PotatoHeadMick]

I made a similar point about the recent case of the woman who shot the man alleged to have abused her son in court, having died of cancer.

To many posters here she was a hero for killing a “paedophile”, despite the fact that the man had been found guilty of nothing as he was in court awaiting his trial. Maybe the guy was as guilty as hell but until he’d had his trial no one could know for sure, but just like if a woman accuses a man of abuse he is automatically assumed to be guilty so many posters take the position that if a man is accused of being a paedophile he must automatically be guilty and should be shot on sight.

People need to understand that the Bill of Rights is their friend.

[ErnBatavia]