Posted on 04/01/2009 1:13:20 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
President Obama said that he liked London so much, he was planning to stay, renting a flat in trendy Soho and taking up portrait painting to make ends meet.
"Michelle can stay, or go back to DC, I don't really care," he told a reporter.
Joe Biden said he looked forward to serving as America's 45th president, and would "continue the great work of President Obama, as well as finding some other things to screw up."
Sarah Palin said she was still looking for Russia from the top of her house. "There's a big cloud of ash in the way, otherwise, I'm sure I could see it."
KEEP HIM!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!1!1!
Oh, praise God.
The moderators here really need to start cracking down on these satires.
Especially ones that aren’t that funny.
If only this weren’t April Fools Day.
Oh goody! You can keep the 500 people entourage you took with you, there too!
Yeh! Prayers are answered.
Its a seniority job.......wait your turn.
We will pay you to keep him.
Now that London has officially changed it’s name to Londonistan and Islam is the state religion, it only makes sense that Barry Soetero would stay in London.
Why not, he was born a subject of the Queen of the United Kingdom. The same one who is Queen today.
Anything to stay away from the this place hey Barry? All play and no work makes Barry a dull boy.
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