Is The Channel Creature The Loch Ness Monster?
Posted on 05/02/2009 1:11:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Fifty years ago sightings of the Loch Ness Monster or ‘Nessie’ were common and few Scottish locals doubted the presence of an exotic water creature in their locale which might have been the last living member an isolated relic Plesiosaur population. Sightings of Nessie have decreased over the last few years and extensive and thorough scanning of the Loch Ness by scientists and researchers have failed to produce any evidence of Nessie. This has led many to believe, sadly, that this gentle, secretive creature had passed on. Now, astonishingly, frequent sightings are being reported of a creature living in the English Channel that appears, judging by images (picture above, video below) captured by astonished witnesses, to be similar in form to Nessie. This cryptid has been dubbed ‘The Channel Creature’.
Many are now asking: Is Nessie the Channel Creature? Is it possible that a hidden water passage exists linking the Loch Ness to the ocean? Perhaps Nessie instinctively realises that open knowledge of her presence would jeapordise her existence and has thus moved out to sea. UFO activity in the area is fairly frequent and a UFO is reported to have crashed in the region some five years ago. Was Nessie placed in the lake by extraterrestrials and then moved by them for her own safety?
Some Nessie researchers claim that scientists are aware of the Loch Ness Monster’s presence and the existence of a secret underwater tunnel leading to the sea ‘She goes out to mate, thus perpetuating the elusive species. But she always returns home to the Loch Ness’ one told us.
Is The Channel Creature The Loch Ness Monster?
lol....ok.
loch ness is just Big Foot on European vacation.
I thought I saw “Chessie”, the creature that lives in the Chesapeake Bay. I was living right on the water at the time and was out early on a quiet and still morning. Then I saw a tall neck sticking out of the water and moving across a small inlet. I watched it intensely for several minutes until it reached the opposite shore. All of a sudden a huge body climbed out of the water and shook itself off. The female deer then bounded off into the woods. I couldn’t tell what it was when it was in the water but it did look unusual.
Yes.
I say yes.
So there is a rouge wave coming ashore. Hardly a monster.
You could have shot it and made it into jerky and saved some other lakewatcher the trouble of wondering what it was if it was seen again in the water.
Just being practical -and thinking with my stomach.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Nessie-B-Que?
It was too far away and I didn’t own a gun at the time. Besides that I didn’t have a fresh water hunting license.
NUMMIES!!!
> UFO activity in the area is fairly frequent and a UFO is reported to have crashed in the region some five years ago. Was Nessie placed in the lake by extraterrestrials and then moved by them for her own safety?
Uh Ok dude. Sure...
Just slice some off the still quivering carcass,
it doesn’t get any fresher that that.
Nessushi Mmmmmmm.
Nessushimi. Mmmmmm.
A little dab of Scotish Wasabi and you’ve got a meal.
Don’t forget to try the Glasgow Rolls, that’s haggis rolled up in seaweed. Mmmmmmm.
I just found this photo of a deer actually swimming in Loch Ness.
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