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Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent exposure
SeattlePI.com ^
| May 20, 2009
| Levi Pulkkinen
Posted on 05/21/2009 12:27:39 PM PDT by skeptoid
Jim Henson he's not.
A 44-year-old man was arrested earlier this month after witnesses at a Federal Way apartment complex spotted him using his genitals as a puppet.
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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; martin; sexoffender; washington; washingtonstate
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To: skeptoid
When Martin was arrested at the scene minutes after the 10:30 a.m. incident, the string was still attached, police contend.That would make for an interesting frog-walk to the police car.
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:43:20 PM PDT
by
NRA1995
(I'd be embarrased to be driving a Yaris....)
To: tumblindice
Let me introduce Mr. Sasha Dabinski, the one armed violinist. (you know which movie that was from.)
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:44:24 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: Richard Kimball
To: skeptoid
I thought there would be pictures.
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:46:18 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Richard Kimball
"VOOOOOOOOOOO-LA-RAY......."
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:47:12 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
To: Richard Kimball
Ja, dat jungen doktor, dots a gut vun.
How about: “I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:48:26 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
("I like your mind, Winston. It is much like mine. Only you are insane." O'Brien)
To: NEMDF
Maybe, but I don’t look at the pictures. I just read the articles.
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:49:12 PM PDT
by
skeptoid
(AA, UE, MBS [with oak leaf clusters])
To: skeptoid
Just when you think stuff can’t get much weirder we end up with this......
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:49:38 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.)
To: martin_fierro; RikaStrom
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:52:20 PM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(Bitter? Who me? Nah, I'm just clinging to my guns!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:52:42 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: skeptoid
"was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet," according to police. What's the world coming to when a police officer cannot tell the difference between a marionette and a puppet?
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:54:16 PM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
To: Richard Kimball
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:55:33 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: martin_fierro
“Saaaaay, that’s not Pinocchio!”
You heard what happened when the wicked witch kidnapped Pinocchio?
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posted on
05/21/2009 12:59:43 PM PDT
by
NerdDad
(Aug 7, 1981, I married my soul mate, CDBEAR. 27 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
To: skeptoid
Frueee Willwee!!!
To: Richard Kimball
I thought it was `Young Frankenstein’. Will have to get HKnights from Netflix.
“A little sausage” was `Great Gam Gam’ (Cloris Leachman) in `Beerfest’.
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posted on
05/21/2009 1:15:43 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
("I like your mind, Winston. It is much like mine. Only you are insane." O'Brien)
To: tumblindice
Young Frankenstein had a ton of great one liners:
What knockers!
You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Abby someone
Could be worse. Could be raining.
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posted on
05/21/2009 1:20:52 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: skeptoid
"Check!"
To: sionnsar
More reasons to be a proud Washingtonian ping
“sigh”
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posted on
05/21/2009 2:38:46 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: Larry Lucido; AppyPappy
There was also a recurring character in the TV series Reno 911 where a serial sex offender would, among other things, set up a puppet show or magician’s booth with a ‘secret curtain’ in the local park, or a Haunted House where there was a hole ‘of a suspicious size’ in the side of a bowl of macaroni ‘entrails’ that the women were encouraged to put their hands in.
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posted on
05/21/2009 2:48:31 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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