Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent exposure

SeattlePI.com ^ | May 20, 2009 | Levi Pulkkinen

[skeptoid]

Jim Henson he's not.

A 44-year-old man was arrested earlier this month after witnesses at a Federal Way apartment complex spotted him using his genitals as a puppet.

[NRA1995]

When Martin was arrested at the scene minutes after the 10:30 a.m. incident, the string was still attached, police contend.

That would make for an interesting frog-walk to the police car.

[Richard Kimball]

Let me introduce Mr. Sasha Dabinski, the one armed violinist. (you know which movie that was from.)

[Larry Lucido]

That’s it!

[NEMDF]

I thought there would be pictures.

[dfwgator]

"VOOOOOOOOOOO-LA-RAY......."

[Charles Henrickson]

[tumblindice]

Ja, dat jungen doktor, dots a gut vun.
How about: “I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”

[skeptoid]

Maybe, but I don’t look at the pictures. I just read the articles.

[b4its2late]

Just when you think stuff can’t get much weirder we end up with this......

[RikaStrom]

for home

[Richard Kimball]

I still love that movie.

[Sensei Ern]

"was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet," according to police. What's the world coming to when a police officer cannot tell the difference between a marionette and a puppet?

[dfwgator]

I drudged up an old thread about the Hollywood Knights

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1905594/posts

[NerdDad]

“Saaaaay, that’s not Pinocchio!”

You heard what happened when the wicked witch kidnapped Pinocchio?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Frueee Willwee!!!

[tumblindice]

I thought it was `Young Frankenstein’. Will have to get HKnights from Netflix.
“A little sausage” was `Great Gam Gam’ (Cloris Leachman) in `Beerfest’.

[Richard Kimball]

Young Frankenstein had a ton of great one liners:

What knockers!

You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

Abby someone

Could be worse. Could be raining.

[snarks_when_bored]

"Check!"

[Stoat]

More reasons to be a proud Washingtonian ping

“sigh”

[Stoat]

There was also a recurring character in the TV series Reno 911 where a serial sex offender would, among other things, set up a puppet show or magician’s booth with a ‘secret curtain’ in the local park, or a Haunted House where there was a hole ‘of a suspicious size’ in the side of a bowl of macaroni ‘entrails’ that the women were encouraged to put their hands in.