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BREAKING: Sarah Palin Uses The Telephone
Bucks Right ^ | 7/7/09 | Bucks Right

Posted on 07/07/2009 1:01:50 PM PDT by Edit35

An open records request by Palin-obsessed Alaskan Andree McLeod has uncovered the shocking revelation that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin uses a device known as the “telephone.”

Records show that Palin not only uses this device to accept two-way voice communication – known as “calls” – from others, she also uses the “telephone” to, in fact, initiate voice contact with third parties in other locations ...


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To: Edit35
A Phone?

How twentieth...

Backwards hick...

41 posted on 07/07/2009 2:01:17 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (Mitt Romney is a more subtle version of Arlen Specter with better hair...)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

I’ve got one just about like that with a dial on the front...Still works..much needed when the power goes off.


42 posted on 07/07/2009 2:02:07 PM PDT by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: Edit35

She uses a telephone? Gack! This has to be an ethical violation. Does anyone she has ever known, seen, or touched own telecommunications stock?


43 posted on 07/07/2009 2:05:28 PM PDT by silverleaf (Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: AFreeBird

She used cash that was inscribed “In God We Trust”
She’s a fundamentalist zealot, you know.


44 posted on 07/07/2009 2:06:58 PM PDT by silverleaf (Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Edit35

What did Sarah know, and when did she know it?


45 posted on 07/07/2009 2:07:34 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Edit35
McCloud is just furious that Sarah CAN use a phone...


46 posted on 07/07/2009 2:11:08 PM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
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To: Edit35

Yeah, yeah. But does she use push button or rotary? Is she on a party line...hmmmmm?!!


47 posted on 07/07/2009 2:11:33 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (I knew that Whopper was angry, but I didn't think it would try to kill me!)
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To: hoosiermama

This is hilarious!


48 posted on 07/07/2009 5:01:59 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: paulycy

Thanks for the reminder!


49 posted on 07/07/2009 5:02:34 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: ArmyTeach

That was perfect and what is needed.


50 posted on 07/07/2009 5:04:04 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: Vendome

Yello! ...Yello! CAN you hear me now?


51 posted on 07/07/2009 5:29:57 PM PDT by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: hoosiermama

you betcha!(winks)


52 posted on 07/07/2009 8:03:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Edit35

Truly disgusting. When I lived in Alaska, to communicate with others, we used orange juice cans with a string between — AND WE LIKED IT!!!


53 posted on 07/08/2009 6:32:55 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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