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(Garrison) Keillor's book store struck by burglars
UPI ^ | Aug. 1, 2009

Posted on 08/02/2009 2:15:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Pastor Inqvist of the Lake Wobegon Lutheran Church would be shocked: Thieves have struck author Garrison Keillor's St. Paul, Minn., bookstore, officials say.

Video surveillance tapes showed a man and woman entering Keillor's store about 1:20 a.m. Thursday, making off with $3,000 from the safe of Common Good Books, store manager Martin Schmutterer told the St. Paul Pioneer Press.

"They were very calm about it," he said after posting still photos of the burglars online on the bookstore's blog page. Schmutterer said the pair smashed a window in a coffee shop above the store, then made their way downstairs to loot a safe.

Asked if Keillor, the celebrated author and host of the long-running public radio show "A Prairie Home Companion," on which Pastor Inqvist is a running character, had seen the video, Schmutterer said he had. He told the Pioneer Press the creator of the innocent, fictional town of Lake Wobegon didn't say much after seeing it.

"(Keillor is) very calm about it, but I wouldn't want to put words in his mouth," he said.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Society
KEYWORDS: keillor; robbery

1 posted on 08/02/2009 2:15:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“Common Good” bookstore, eh?

Well, in the spirit of Garrison Keilor’s leftist liberal personality and philosophy, please allow me to offer this bit of wisdom:

“Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.”
— Gilbert K. Chesterton


2 posted on 08/02/2009 2:19:25 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: nickcarraway

To crack the safe they must have been “above average” thieves


3 posted on 08/02/2009 2:23:44 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: nickcarraway

Lots of thieves in Washington. I would start the investigation there.


4 posted on 08/02/2009 2:23:59 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Report to the Unification Center.)
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To: Nervous Tick

Yeah, why not spread the wealth being Democrats won’t do it voluntarily?


5 posted on 08/02/2009 2:29:43 PM PDT by Son House (President Øbama Turns His Back On The Oppressed During Their Darkest Hours)
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To: nickcarraway

Look for Keillor to blame Norm Coleman, as per usual.


6 posted on 08/02/2009 2:30:26 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: bigbob

I’ll bet the woman was strong, and the man was good looking...


7 posted on 08/02/2009 2:30:54 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: nickcarraway

“They were very calm about it,”

Of course they were. Just doing what was their right to do; redistributing wealth.


8 posted on 08/02/2009 2:37:14 PM PDT by Marie2 (The second mouse gets the cheese.)
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To: nickcarraway

Red on Red.


9 posted on 08/02/2009 2:54:16 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: nickcarraway

$3,000? At his income level, Kiellor probably loses that much to the thieves in Washington every week, and thinks nothing of it.


10 posted on 08/02/2009 3:17:05 PM PDT by AZLiberty (Yes, Mr. Lennon, I do want a revolution.)
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To: bigbob

Well, they were “above average”, but still started out a bit shy. They would not have been able to break in at all had it not been for the Powder Milk Biscuits...


11 posted on 08/02/2009 3:18:36 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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