Posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:03 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
ZACHARY, LOUISIANA (WAFB) - Zachary police say surveillance video shows a woman steal a 12-pack of beer from a small grocery store by putting it between her legs and waddling away.
She is also suspected of shoving several cans of soda into her top.
The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2.
"It's just amazing how people go this far to steal," said David McDavid with the police department. "It just doesn't make sense."
However, this "beer between the legs" bandit apparently didn't work alone.
The video also shows a man try to hide the woman as she shimmies down the aisle while tucking the beer between her legs.
Zachary police are also looking for her alleged partner in crime.
That puts a whole new twist on the phrase “hold muh beer.”
You beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!
Ick.
It’s too early in the morning for that mental image!
Holy Cow...
Brain bleach, STAT!
I don’t know if I would put my hands anywhere near the evidence.
Why this Bush light tastes like p*ss!
Hasn’t it always?
A business associate of mine some years ago told me that when he had been head of security at Jewel T he caught a woman stealing a frozen turkey between her legs. He had a little fun and just followed her around until she became exhausted and finally dropped the turkey.
Reminds me of that girl from Maine about a year ago who was a passenger in a car stopped by the NH State Patrol with 16 grams of cocaine stashed you-know-where...and no, the image isn’t any better.
Alcohol abuse!
...."and then in the middle of summer heat in LOUISIANA she puts the beer between her legs, pop tops down I'm sure, and waddles out the store. I'm preeety sure she had gotten and bikini wax a few days before, and she must of looked funny considering she was pretty thin, I think, maybe"
A surprise for her boyfriend.
I would assume she’s going to have to rerefridgerate prior to consumption.
“When did Miller start making Nut Brown Ale?”
That header is just...wrong
A 12-pack? Day-Um girl. Maybe with practice you can get out wid a whole case. Or a keg.
Is that a 12-pack between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?
Another in the long FreeRepublic tradition:
Man tries to smuggle balogna in shape of car seat:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1027257/posts?page=1
Florida woman left 7-Eleven with “Big Mama” (pickled sausage) bulge in slacks
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2254285/posts?page=1
I thought they said she was stealing beer.
;-)
I’m not sure, but I think she might have voted for Obama. LOL! ;-)
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