Woman steals 12-pack between her legs

wafb ^ | 08/27/09 | wafb

[TornadoAlley3]

ZACHARY, LOUISIANA (WAFB) - Zachary police say surveillance video shows a woman steal a 12-pack of beer from a small grocery store by putting it between her legs and waddling away.

She is also suspected of shoving several cans of soda into her top.

The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2.

"It's just amazing how people go this far to steal," said David McDavid with the police department. "It just doesn't make sense."

However, this "beer between the legs" bandit apparently didn't work alone.

The video also shows a man try to hide the woman as she shimmies down the aisle while tucking the beer between her legs.

Zachary police are also looking for her alleged partner in crime.

[Eaker]

Shelia Jackass Lee had no comment other than, “Damn, them beers was cold!”

[webschooner]

Guilty!

[Girlene]

Beer run ping

[Nea Wood]

I hope they threw out the turkey after that and didn’t just put it back with the others to be sold! :-)

[TexasRepublic]

That’s racist!

[Responsibility2nd]

Something smells fishy about this beer... Ping

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it.

[Slings and Arrows]

If she'd been Shrillary she could've gotten away with a keg.

[a fool in paradise]

“Um, that’s YOUR beer now...”

[a fool in paradise]

Something smells fishy about this beer... Ping

Better report it to flagmuhbeer@whitehouse...gov

[a fool in paradise]

I hope they threw out the turkey after that and didn’t just put it back with the others to be sold! :-)

Why do you think they mark down some of the meats and not other packages?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Sorry but already covered by “cult” film director John Waters in his classic “Pink Flamingos” in which Divine, the 300 lb. transvestite, steals a steak by concealing it in the very same place.

When discussing the theft in a later scene he/she says “I kept it in my own private oven”.

Life imitates art.

[a fool in paradise]

“Damn, them beers was cold!”

The beer was SO cold that her baby got a brain freeze.

[a fool in paradise]

It’s known as “boosting” and the same guy who made tons of bloody driver’s ed films in the 1950s and 1960s made an educational film about it for police and store owners.

[BJClinton]

Guilty!

[a fool in paradise]

She was guilty at “Miller Light”

[TheOldLady]

If she'd been Shrillary she could've gotten away with a keg.

Never underestimate the power of thunder thighs. And she probably needs some alcohol about now as she watches 100 years of progressive work being wee weed away by impatient children when she could have done it so much better.

[trillabodilla]

OMG I live in Zachary!

[MaxMax]

Old trick, I've known about that beer trick for a long time.

[Slings and Arrows]