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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

Posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



















What do these things have in common?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: empty; ofst; silliness
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They are all empty!!

1 posted on 10/09/2009 5:51:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE ADDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



And of course, the emptiest news EVER...Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize

2 posted on 10/09/2009 5:53:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen
OK ...box!


3 posted on 10/09/2009 5:54:21 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yea!! I missed the IBTP, though.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 5:54:41 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: JoeProBono

5 posted on 10/09/2009 5:54:58 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woo Hoo, top ten silliness!


6 posted on 10/09/2009 5:56:34 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday Lucky !


7 posted on 10/09/2009 5:56:40 AM PDT by Shyla
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To: goat granny

8 posted on 10/09/2009 5:56:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

9 posted on 10/09/2009 5:57:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen

Did I make it?


11 posted on 10/09/2009 5:57:32 AM PDT by eCSMaster
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten...??


12 posted on 10/09/2009 5:57:57 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts....)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL ...that’s a KEEPER! ...IGnobley speaking. ;-P


13 posted on 10/09/2009 5:58:30 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Lucky9teen

The first one reminds me of my old job.

What a complete nincompoop he is.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 5:58:44 AM PDT by wastedyears (If I don't have a right to play defense, then I'll go on offense. - FReeper Enterprise)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 10/09/2009 5:59:52 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: workerbee

That ain’t helping.


16 posted on 10/09/2009 6:00:00 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Lucky9teen

17 posted on 10/09/2009 6:00:30 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: Daffynition

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado
rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the
cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is
coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove
a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow’s stall
is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he
gets here, OK?”

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the
artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front
door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk
along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells
him, “This is the one right here.”

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde,
asks, “Tell me lady, ‘cause I’m dying to know;
how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be
bred?”

“That’s simple,” she said. “By the nail that’s over its stall,” she
explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”


18 posted on 10/09/2009 6:01:43 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: workerbee

I’ve learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I’ve learned....
That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

I’ve learned....
That money doesn’t buy class..

I’ve learned....
That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I’ve learned...
That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I’ve learned....
That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I’ve learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I’ve learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I’ve learned.....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I’ve learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I’ve learned....
That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I’ve learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I’ve learned...
That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve learned...
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I’ve learned.....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I’ve learned...
That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away.

I’ve learned.....!
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I’ve learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I’ve learned....
That I can’t choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I’ve learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

I’ve learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.

I’ve learned .
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I’ve learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.


19 posted on 10/09/2009 6:01:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
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To: Lucky9teen; Egon
"The last sitting U.S. president to win the peace prize was Woodrow Wilson in 1919. The other was Theodore Roosevelt in 1906. Jimmy Carter had been out of office for more than two decades when he won in 2002." - CNN

Noted progressives, all.

20 posted on 10/09/2009 6:04:05 AM PDT by RhoTheta (Wipe out capitalism, no more money. You following me camera guy?)
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