Ooookay. And if you trail the beard down far enough it ends in what appears to be a loose sack, containing certain portions of the male anatomy. My Jesus wasn’t a flasher.
Jesus had a high and tight, and a fu manchu?
Yes, of all the places GOD would want his likeness to appear, a toilet door comes to mind. And considering that most men living at the time of Jesus wore their hair less than shoulder length compels me to believe that this is a portrait of Jesus … NOT. Looks more like one of those characters found on some SyFy channel series.
Pretzel Madonna
Funyun Madonna
Chocolate Madonna
Agate Stone Madonna
Tree stump Madonna
Madonna inside a bar of soap
Madonna in a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Madonna in a Grilled Cheese Sandwich, part 2
Madonna in a Grill
Madonna in a Steam Iron
Madonna in a Beach Pebble
Madonna in a football-sized rock
Madonna the Kudzu vine
Madonna in a Road Overpass Water Stain
Madonna in a Road Overpass Water Stain, part 2
Madonna on a Samoan church wall, promoting safe driving
Madonna on a Samoan church wall, promoting safe driving warning of an earthquake
Madonna and Jesus in Pancake
Cheetos Jesus
Jesus on a Consecrated Wafer, at a Hospital Chapel
Jesus on a Laundry Room Door
Jesus in a Hospital Window
Jesus in an MRI
Jesus on a Hillside
Jesus the Kudzu vine
Jesus in a Ukraine factory wall stain
Jesus in a Seat Cushion
Jesus on a Bathroom Door
Jesus on a Toilet Seat's Bumper Sticker
Jesus in a Tortilla (THO)
Top five unexpected appearances of Jesus [Christ on a pancake, a Kit-Kat, a dog's bottom, and more!]
Make your own "Holy Toast"
Naah. It's Paul Senior.