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Life is too short to be unhappy so I seek out the young (Garrison Keillor explains his preferences)
Salon ^ | 10/21/09 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 10/21/2009 8:36:01 AM PDT by Callahan

I spotted this unfortunate headline on Salon.com and thought it was funny so I grabbed a screenshot.



TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: keillor; liberal; salon; young
Garrison loves his Prairie home companions.
1 posted on 10/21/2009 8:36:03 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: Callahan

Isn’t that a Roman Polanski quote?


2 posted on 10/21/2009 8:37:09 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Hear us, O Bama: Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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To: Callahan

All you North Woods mamas, keep a close watch on your little boys...


3 posted on 10/21/2009 8:37:56 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: Callahan

“I’m too selfish to be moral so I rationalize despicable behavior.”


4 posted on 10/21/2009 8:39:50 AM PDT by paulycy (PUBLIC OPTION = PREDATORY PRICING = UNETHICAL COMPETITION.)
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To: Callahan

Gives the phrase “where all of the children are above average” a whole new meaning...


5 posted on 10/21/2009 8:45:10 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Joe Wilson speaks for me.)
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To: Callahan
“Life is too short to be unhappy so I seek out the young....oh and I also prefer blonde sixteen year old twins”
6 posted on 10/21/2009 8:46:56 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Callahan
He even lacks the shame that would compel him to keep this a secret.
7 posted on 10/21/2009 8:50:39 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Huskrrrr
...oh and I also prefer blonde sixteen year old twins

At least WC Fields was conscious of statutory rape laws when he quipped "I'd rather have two girls at 21 each then one girl at 42".

8 posted on 10/21/2009 8:53:46 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Callahan

There’s Zer0’s new Safe Schools Czar.


9 posted on 10/21/2009 9:04:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Gay State Conservative

:0)


10 posted on 10/21/2009 9:15:16 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Callahan

11 posted on 10/21/2009 9:55:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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