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Iowa Man Ordering Food at a Restaurant Called a Zombie, Then Punched =Twice
Star Tribune ^ | October 25, 2009

Posted on 10/25/2009 4:27:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brains; darkshearesfault; discrimination; fastfood; hatecrime; iowa; napl; zombie; zombieabuse
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To: nickcarraway

But, what if he really was a zombie? In that case, perhaps he’s one of the ones who voted for the One.


21 posted on 10/25/2009 4:46:07 PM PDT by Humbug (hmm mmm mmmm)
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To: nickcarraway
When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

I hate it when people use cell phones in restaurants also.

22 posted on 10/25/2009 4:47:20 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: nickcarraway
approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye.

What an idiot.

You never go hand-to-hand with zombies!

WTH was this guy thinking?

23 posted on 10/25/2009 4:51:42 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: nickcarraway

If the shoe fits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4


24 posted on 10/25/2009 4:52:18 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes
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To: nickcarraway
The only place to be when the dead walk the earth.


25 posted on 10/25/2009 4:53:38 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (Eat right...exercise...die anyway.)
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To: nickcarraway
What a dope. Everyone knows zombies don't really exist.

The guy was one of the lizard people.

26 posted on 10/25/2009 4:54:56 PM PDT by colorado tanker (Mr. Flyingsaucerballoonboymediawhoreman - this Bud's for you!)
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To: nickcarraway
zombieobama
27 posted on 10/25/2009 4:55:01 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: nickcarraway

Featured in a roll-playing interview on
Coast to Coast with Ian Punnit last weekend.
28 posted on 10/25/2009 4:56:34 PM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (IN A SMALL TENT WE STAND CLOSER! ****** IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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To: nickcarraway
When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

A concealed carry is much better protection than a cell phone.

29 posted on 10/25/2009 5:01:42 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: sushiman
Glenn Beck called all his listeners “ zombies “ the other night on O’Reilly’s show

Did he really or are you taking his words out of context? What exactly did he say?

30 posted on 10/25/2009 5:05:53 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Who's your Long Legged MacDaddy?)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Beck didn’t call all of his listeners zombies.

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200910090052

Sorry for the soros media mutters link. It’s they who are pushing this bs.


31 posted on 10/25/2009 5:16:23 PM PDT by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: nickcarraway
He punched a zombie!? Darwin Award alert!!!
32 posted on 10/25/2009 5:19:02 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: nickcarraway; All

Super addictive zombie timewaster:

http://www.bumlee.com/deanimator.html

Originally posted by Jonah Goldberg at NRO.


33 posted on 10/25/2009 5:20:25 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Manic_Episode

Rule #1 Cardio.


34 posted on 10/25/2009 5:21:45 PM PDT by dcrider182 (When a person is criminalized for defending himself, you will lose every other freedom you ever had.)
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To: sphinx
I'm pretty sure zombies don't use cell phones and avoid the police at all costs.

Thus, the second punch was totally uncalled for.

35 posted on 10/25/2009 5:23:42 PM PDT by Dianna
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To: perfect_rovian_storm; Hot Tabasco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZhXQtr0vCs

20 seconds in ...” They’re like zombies ...”


36 posted on 10/25/2009 5:23:53 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: Dallas59
"You want fries with that?"
37 posted on 10/25/2009 5:23:54 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: TLEIBY308
"God I hate zombies"

Especially MZB.

38 posted on 10/25/2009 5:24:39 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Romak 7.62X54MM, AK47 7.62X39MM, LARGO 9X23MM, HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN BANG BANG YEA YEA)
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To: dynachrome; Seadog Bytes; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...

Ah ha hah ahha hahahaha!


39 posted on 10/25/2009 5:37:53 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

Zombiephobia. It has to stop.


40 posted on 10/25/2009 5:37:59 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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