Posted on 11/27/2009 6:24:10 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
(Washington, D.C. - 11/27/09) According to anonymous sources with the Obama administration, an announcement is forthcoming which will name a "Czar of Czars" to funnel information from the regular czars to the president.
"As of this moment, the president feels there are too many czars and is finding it impossible to schedule meetings with them all to get the latest updates on how their respective areas of responsibility are performing. We feel that having one person to give the president updates is the smartest way to utilize the presidents time, giving him the updates he needs with only one meeting."
"As of right now, Mr. Dudley "Dither" Donothing, currently unemployed, is the leading candidate to take this important position. He's a Washington outsider whose new job was created with the very successful stimulus program. His staff, also funded by the stimulus, will create 389 jobs which didn't exist before. We're very proud of that. Meetings with the president by Dud will in the future be called “Dithering Sessions”, in honor of his nickname, where important issues are discussed and timetables somewhat set for when final decisions will possibly be made. The fact that Mr. Donothing and his staff hail from Chicago and were recently laid off from Acorn is purely coincidental."
"As we listened to him speak, we were impressed that Dud accurately described the success probabilities of our various new government programs."
Developing..
Idiots
If it’s a woman, they could call her “Czar-Czar Gabor”
Of course. Why should he have to deal with all the individual dirt balls he put in positions of power?
Satire .. Right?
LOL!!!
it’s rather obvious..
Guys, I know reality is really shocking, but check for a ‘satire’ tag before you get upset. I just don’t want you to go repeating this to a loony lib and them call you on it, making you look silly.
The line between satire and truth is getting harder and harder to distinguish with this administration.
Not by much...
All joking aside is the O applying the 6 sigma to our nation, you know the plan where managers who have no idea about what youre making but know the numbers and after all it’s only the numbers that matter. Maybe he’ll appoint blackbelts etc.Oh boy I can’t wait till everything is right!!
He's lazy. He hates this "work" thing.
Oh, snap!
“Czar-Czar Binks”: that has to be the winner. Nice one.
hahahahahahhahahahahah, obama is now even outsourcing his presidency
I figure former DSC head Howard Dean would be perfect to be fill the position, then he would be Czar Dean. and we could rest assured that there was something fishy going on in the current administration.
Could we say he’s looking for just the perfect Eichmann to run his Gestapo?
The IRS says that the Gabors owe back taxes (her husband the Prince, says 'she owes it, not me' -- nice guy).
Satire or not, it might be a good ploy to get them to pay up (considering many of the 0bama administration, it's not a bad idea).
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