Posted on 11/29/2009 7:08:39 PM PST by grey_whiskers
This is a response to this ad from mega-retailer Best Buy:
and to this holiday greeting from President Barack H. Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm):
Michelle and I would like to send our best wishes to all those performing Hajj this year, and to Muslims in America and around the world who are celebrating Eid-ul-Adha. The rituals of Hajj and Eid-ul-Adha both serve as reminders of the shared Abrahamic roots of three of the worlds major religions.
During Hajj, the worlds largest and most diverse gathering, three million Muslims from all walks of life including thousands of American Muslims will stand in prayer on Mount Arafat. The following day, Muslims around the world will celebrate Eid-ul-Adha and distribute food to the less fortunate to commemorate Abrahams willingness to sacrifice his son out of obedience to God.
This year, I am pleased that the Department of Health and Human Services has partnered with the Saudi Health Ministry to prevent and limit the spread of H1N1 during Hajj. Cooperating on combating H1N1 is one of the ways we are implementing my administration's commitment to partnership in areas of mutual interest.
On behalf of the American people, we would like to extend our greetings during this Hajj season Eid Mubarak. ###
(ahem)
On the first day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
"A shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the second day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the third day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the fourth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the fifth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the sixth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the seventh day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the eighth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Delay in Afghanistan
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the ninth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Bowing in China
Delay in Afghanistan
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the tenth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Ten nuke plants in Iran
Bowing in China
Delay in Afghanistan
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the eleventh day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Healthcare from Pelosi
Ten nuke plants in Iran
Bowing in China
Delay in Afghanistan
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
On the twelfth day of Eid al-Adha
Obama gave to me
Hope Ahh-annnd Channnnnnge....
Healthcare from Pelosi
Ten nuke plants in Iran
Bowing in China
Delay in Afghanistan
Navy Seals on Trial
Desiree Rogers Gatecrashing
Saturday Night Live
His granny doing the Hajj
US troops to the World Court
Khalid's Trial in New York
"And a shout-out to Muslims from Michelle and me."
Cheers!
But everyone knows the song as TWELVE days long.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Don’t forget Jim Jones.
HAHA! Great!
Thanks for the ping!
Beautifully done!
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